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Chapter Sixty-Seven It was late the next evening when Kermit and Holt stood side by side, Holt with the camera in his hand, watching as Larsen tried to talk to one of the adult prisoners. “If Larsen thinks this one will tell us anything, he’ll send us out of the room,” Kermit said...

<Laughs> Oh, I love you guys. You are absolutely AWFUL for my procrastination, you know that? You're almost as bad as the Plants vs. Zombies game my sister exposed me to. ...Almost. ...I have to go. There's a zombie on my lawn. We don't want zombies on the lawn. Anyway... I've got a present for ya.

<Laughs> Oh, you're gonna fit right in here, Puckrox! That's one heck of a hairball there... You might wanna have that checked out. ;)

Ohhh right... that "homework" stuff... I oughta do that, too. Mm. ...ORRRR, I could open up this handy little document titled "purple heart," which most of you know as Heart of Gold because when I introduced it to YOU I had already come up with the real title, and see if I can't make SOME sort...

You know how sometimes you don't realize how much you need a laugh until you start laughing? Yeah... I got a good chuckle from this. Much needed after the traditional insomnia before the first day of classes. And so well done, too! Thanks muchly for sharing!

Hmm... Y'know, maybe it's a good thing you moved.

A foot of what?

All true! But that doesn't mean he would kick you.

I still live under a rock. FRAGGLE Rock.

Well, of course it's not Jim Henson. He doesn't strike me as the kicking type.

Ohhhhh. I always thought that was Miss Piggy.

ROCK. Pet ROCK. Named Rocko. I think my mom had a pet rock once... Or maybe it was a bird.

Oh, of course! The Foot of Life. How could I forget the Foot of Life? ...What's the Foot of Life?

Well what other foot would I capitalize?

Prawnies? Prawnese? Are you a language now?

Data?

<Gasp!> Tragic! Did you find the Foot?

Oh true! One question answered. 56,972 to go...

Oh how nice. How'd you manage that? Did you keep all of them?

Something like that, yeah. Multiple marriages, one involving a cow...