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Hilda: <leaping about> Oh! Congrats! That's wonderful! Leyla, you must be so... Leyla? Leyla: <stares zombielike at the presenters> Wanda: Well... and for a minute there I thought she'd handle this with a modicum of dignity. Silly me. Hilda: Leyla? Leyla, they're waiting for you. Leyla...

Hilda< gushing> : Oh, look how he did that! Look at the style and grace and sophistication with which he accepts that award! Oh... he's beautiful. Leyla: <cautiously> I'm... not sure that's the kind of compliment a fifteen year old boy would appreciate, Hilda. He certainly deserves the award...

Leyla: Ooh! More awards! Beth, (who is such a sweet girl, dontcha think?) won for- Jimmy: What happened? Leyla: Well, I was just saying, Beth won for- Jimmy: Did something ironic happen? Leyla: What? Jimmy: You know something ironic... dontcha think? Leyla: <stares> No, Jimmy. I...

Leyla: Oh look! Beau won the award for best use of smilies, and we completely missed it! Wanda: Don't you mean you completely missed it? Leyla: <glares> Anyway! Good for him! <sigh> It takes me WAY too long to post. Hilda: And this is news? Leyla: <a little affronted> Well, I put a lot...

<Leyla and her crew are happily watching the awards... when suddenly they hear a distinctive crunching> Leyla: What on earth... Jimmy?! Are you eating popcorn?! Jimmy: <munch munch munch swallow> Yup. Leyla: This is an AWARDS show! A hoighty toighty event! There's popcorn everywhere...

Leyla: Sorry Mr. host, sir. It won't happen again! <lousy abducting children> So, I wasn't listening. Hilda, who won the crazy award? Hilda: I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count. Leyla: <slowly trying to work out the math> So... should I try to guess the first two times...

<Suddenly there is another, highly embarassing curfuffle in the audience as Leyla is violently dragged back into the theatre by grumpy, tired, cranky children. She is dumped onto the floor unceremoniously (Ironic, eh?) and groggily makes her way back to her seat> Hilda: Oh! You're back...

<Leyla is happily cheering when vicious small children seize her and drag her out of the audience> Jimmy: Hey, that's my servant girl! Get your own! Hilda: Oh no, is something wrong? Leyla: Oh no, I've got to go to run an open skate now! Gah! Um... Congrats to all the winners!! Bravo-...

<The Muppet Newsman suddenly runs in and interrupts> MN:This just in! A special message from a good looking waiter type has been delivered from Vibs: The happy honouree is stuck on a plane from Denmark because the pilot thought US was really UK and he also thought UK was short for ultimate K...

<Leyla is surrounded by her dorm roomies and making a lot of noise. On her right is Robot Kermit, still deactivated and on her left are Wanda, Hilda and Farmer Jim, who is pulling uncomfortably at his bow tie.> Leyla: Hooray!!! Way to go Beau! And wasn't that a nice presentation? And the...

Leyla: Okay, gang, move it move it move it! There's lots to do and we have to be at our absolute spiffiest for the awards ceremony! Hilda: Spiffiest? Leyla: Wanda, why don't you wear that deep green evening gown that brings out your eyes? Hilda, you should dress to kill because it's a safe...

Keep in mind... I hardly know anyone outside the fanfic section. Make Us Laugh(Funniest Member): Prawnie... no, Lisa, no... Lyan. Animal on Caffiene(Most Prominent Poster): Beauregard Short But Sweet(Low Post Count, but meaningful posts): Hmm.. Ru. Don't Eat the Pictures(Best Avatar)...

Hey everyone! Ru is a very busy girl this week and probably won't be around too much. Be patient though! I'm sure she hasn't forgotten us or this lovely story of hers! Leyla

Leyla: Did... that just happen? Wanda: Oh, relax. You'll get used to him. Leyla: He's a little scary. Wanda: And Prawnie and Lisa aren't? Leyla: Point taken.

Wanda is sitting by herself, staring sadly at a picture of Wayne. She looks up as Leyla enters their room. Wanda: Hi... oh... are you okay? Leyla: Hmm? Oh, oh yes, I am. I'm just.... Wanda: You look confused. Leyla: Yes, that's it exactly. I'm confused! Wanda: Um... about what? I'm...

<waves wildly and makes a lot of noise> HEY PEOPLE! Where are you?! You're missing a GREAT story here!! Reviews are important to authors, even tiny little two second "liked it!" reviews! No reviews means the authors can feel like no one is reading, no one cares, or no one likes it! That can mean...

Thanks for the nagging there, Ed! The other irons in the fire are... warming nicely. And I've got a short update for you... short... cause I desperately need to sleep... the rest of this scene will be out shortly... special thanks to Lisa and Prawnie for making me sufficiently sleep deprived...

Jimmy: Where'd that girl get to? I need her to put another log on the fire. Wanda:Yeah, where is Leyla... I haven't seen her at all this morning. Hilda: Oh, she's in the closet. Wanda: I beg your pardon? Hilda: She's in the closet... look, I'll show you. <Hilda wanders to the spacious...

Oh non! Lisa a telephone pour Maggie? Le diable Maggie vient! Courir pour tes vies!! Les membres du fanclub de Gonzo: Maggie vient? Youpee!!! Nous allons tout mourir!!!!! WHEEEEEE!!!!!!! Leyla: Non, non! Arrete! Pourquoi est-ce que vous vous attaque!!! Il faut attaque Lisa et Prawnie...

... uh oh... Je n'ai pas des pingouins comme Prawnie, ni des freres et des soeurs de Kermit, comme Lisa (Bien, elle a besoin seulement Maggie, vraiment)... Qu'est-ce que je peux faire pour les attaquer? Oh! Je sais! Le fanclub de Gonzo! Ils sont tous fous!