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  1. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Hilda: Wow! It's really bustling out there! Wanda: I just can't believe they're fussing so much over a guy who has spent nearly his entire stay here jammed into a box. Hilda: Muppet fans. Go figure. Nice people though. Utterly classy,too, if your standards aren't too high. I wonder if that...
  2. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <Hilda returns from her sewing class to find Leyla covered head to toe in oil and other robot related debris, kneeling in front of Robot Kermit with a wrench stuck in her mouth.> Hilda: <shocked> What happened? Leyla: <blankly> I don't know... what happened? Hilda: <gestures helplessly at...
  3. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <Fozzie, Kermit and Piggy are ready to head back to Catherine's waiting arms. Once again, Leyla has lined up her own crew to bid farewell. Piggy is looking uneasily between Kermit and Robot Kermit> Piggy: <to herself> I swear, it's been looking at me. Fozzie: <alarmed> It HAS? Oh no...
  4. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <Leyla wakes up in her hammock to find a wise assortment of different muppet eyes staring at her. Startled, she deals with this surprise in the best way she knows how... by falling out of the hammock.> Fozzie: Oh! Are you okay? Kermit: <taking charge> Okay, okay, just back up everyone, give...
  5. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <giggles> That's what I get for throwing out torment lines to Prawnie instead of posting. Leyla: Gee... football is a quiet game when no one's playing, isn't it? Hilda: C'mon... let's get her home. Fozzie: I... guess we should have said something instead of encouraging her... oh dear.
  6. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <at the football game> Leyla: Whoo! Go! Go! Go! Fozzie <helpfully> We just fumbled actually. Leyla: Oh, we did! Whoooo!!! Do it again! Great job team! Piggy: <annoyed> That's not a good thing! Leyla: Oh, gee... I'm sorry. Let me try this again... Everyone have a good time! Yeah...
  7. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <Leyla, Hilda, Wanda, Jimmy and even the deactivated Robot Kermit are lined up in front of the door to their rooms waiting for their guests to arrive.> Leyla: Okay. Breathe. Just stand and breathe, that's all you have to do. Maybe blink occasionally. It'll be fun. It'll be great. Try not to...
  8. Leyla

    Kermit on Martha

    Hi everyone! Well for those of you who didn't get to see it, I thought I'd do a little transcribing. So, here's more or less the dialogue from Kermit's appearance. Thanks for Beau for suggesting I post this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Martha...
  9. Leyla

    Old Friends Who've Just Met

    Love the Lisa references especially, Prawnie!! Good job! Very funny! <giggles> Oh, so that's why Gonzo sticks around. ;) I still love it when you call Kermit, Kermie, my dear ushy gushy guy friend! <hugs>
  10. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <Leyla is darting around their rooms at warp speed, cleaning, organizing, keeping Jimmy out of trouble, you get the idea.> Leyla:Jimmy, have you finished tidying that room up yet? Fozzie's coming and I don't want him to feel unwelcome! He'll be bunking in your room and it had better be...
  11. Leyla

    Old Friends Who've Just Met

    Ooh, very funny Prawnie! I particularly liked this: This: She's more disturbing than Gonzo is too, ironically enough! <waves happily at beloved mentor> <giggles> And that! Lampshades! Well, why not... <makes note to reference that at some point.> <giggles> Yeah, I know the feeling...
  12. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <Leyla is humming cheerfully, zipping around the kitchen industriously> <Hilda enters> Hilda: Oh! Guess what I just heard! Toga passed her driver's test! Leyla: Oh, that's wonderful! I knew she would! Jimmy <who has been trying to get his fingers into the bowl for some time now>: How did...
  13. Leyla

    Old Friends Who've Just Met

    Oops, falling behind here! Better late than never, right Prawnie? <grins> I like that line too! It gives it such a chaotic, random, messy kind of feeling... and I don't like to think what Gonzo's closet looks like. ;) <laughs> Oh, no surprise that's the sort of dream Rizzo would have! It...
  14. Leyla

    Somebody's Getting Married?

    Oh, Ed, just so you know... the swamp visit takes place about two months after the wedding, so... unless they honeymooned for a REALLY long time... (not that I personally would object to that), all of this is happening well before the Swamp story. Yippee! Always fun to see a good story keep...
  15. Leyla

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    <giggles> Oh! Sweet, perfect, lovely fun! And goodnight to me and to you!
  16. Leyla

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    <A very weary and discombobulated group return to room 18. Leyla is carrying the somewhat mangled Robot Kermit. She sets him down carefully as the ushy gushy girl curls up in her cage.> Leyla: Wow... well that was really amazing, wasn't it everyone? <general nods of agreement> Leyla: Ryan...
  17. Leyla

    The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

    <Leyla proudly accepts the award> Leyla: Oh, isn't that pretty! And look what it says there in the fine print! "Too much free time!" Isn't that great! They're giving me an award for... hmm. Wanda: <amused> For not having a life. Yes. About time. Hilda: Now don't say it that way... she...
  18. Leyla

    The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

    WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilda: Well! I can certainly see why she got the award for craziest MC'er... lots of them are completely out of the mind... but it takes a special person to be contagious! Leyla: <gushing> Oh, she so deserves these awards...
  19. Leyla

    The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

    <Leyla leaps out of her seat in joy!> Wanda: Oh no... she's going to make a scene. Jimmy <shrug> : Some people like her scenes. Leyla: <calmly> Oh, Ru, you certainly deserve this award and I am thrilled to bits in a dignified manner, of course, that you were honoured with it. Kermie's Girl...
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