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    Potential New Muppet Show

    Shockingly, this actually IS being talked about. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/mar/06/the-muppets-tv-return
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Interesting concept...marketing deals for names...What could you use Moppet to market? *presses button on machine marked: Call Mother*
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Who's Ace? *picking a card off the floor* No ones? Okay, must just need cleaning up here. * continuing to introduce* This young chap hanging from the ceiling is known as Goat or Jim or something similar to that, while I understand the gentleman with the large telephone and...
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Well, my dear Norman the Marketing Executive, as you are no doubt aware I am Mr Beauregard Parker Moppet and your landlord and sometimes-supplier-of-drinks, my daughter Jana was around here somewhere...*studio canned laughter* This is my dear cousin, Grace, with whom I have...
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    Rumor: New Sesame Street Movie in the Works

    "When evil businessman Tex Richman discovers oil beneath Sesame Street, Elmo's biggest fan must reunite the old gang..."
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *at Mr K* ...seems like a useful gadget...Could you get it to call Information, there's a number I need to look up. *to Goat* What magaz--...listen, with Mother away I need something to get me through the long winter evenings! So, yes, I read Tea National Monthly.
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father: I suppose we could call my Brother-in-law, but he's more about good-marking-increases-grades. We could input the system with the Queen...but who knows whether it would call Buckingham Palace or Bohemian Rhapsody.
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    Weekly Box Office and Film Discussion Thread

    Delayed comment on Snow White: There were many things that I didn't get, and I was distracted by Bella and Thor (because I spend WAY too much time at Meme base), but thought the Evil Queen was magnificent and that the story itself, the way it was told, and the adjustments made were fine (and I'm...
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *to Goat* Oh there you are, sir, listen if you would please come down from the rafters...you'll get awfully dusty up there...*to Mr K* Can you new-fangled phone system call anyone or anything that we load into it? Like the President, or Justin Beaver?
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: I know the feeling. I used to find it incredibly difficult to tell the difference between Kachaalu Te Kamrakh Da Salad and Kamrakh Te Kachaalu Da Salad. I can tell this show will be educational for the both of us...*kicks back in a sun-lounger in the attic with a cup of tea as the...
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: I rather like Blue **** myself.
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Presenter on tv: Hello and welcome to Spice in Flight, with me, Safed Aloo. Today we will teach you how to cook Kachaalu Te Kamrakh Da Salad in the traditional way, as well as indicating the correct marking to identify the differences between the common Blue *** and the more rarely seen Bearded...
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    New Muppets movie must be almost all bluescreen

    It may have to do with the fact that they likely shot the Kermit speech scene many MANY times to get each moment of emotion right, whereas there was no need to keep all the audience of Muppets and Muppeteers waiting for Steve to get the scene exactly right from every angle?
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: How about this Indian Cookery and Bird Watching Reality Show, Spice in Flight...?
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *flipping through the channels* The Rice is Bright...hmm...The Mice are Alright...Vincent Price at Night...
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Goodness, yes, best to let the crazy bozos quite alone! Lucky we don't have any of those around here...
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    A little Fanart

    Holy guacamole! These are STUNNING! I love the mellowed out Zoot-art, and the wacky-Fraggle! Capturing the essence of the characters seems to be what you are great at! ("Eau De Essence of Animal" anyone?) GAH! I can't stop staring at that Lips image! Your work reminds me a little of my old...
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Really, Norman, drinking vodka shakes at this time of the morning? You should be ashamed of yourself. *quietly hiding the hand-drawn-boxes-that-he-should-be-ashamed-of-himself* But we'll let bygones be bygones and bogoffs be bogoffs.
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    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: So, this whole Bogoff/Rain-collector thing seems to be rather a storm-in-a-teacup, don't you think we should just forget about that and deal with this storm...and have some tea...in a cup?
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    Lips

    Well, one honor that Lips has was part of the "Steve's characters get hit by doors brigade" along with Bean Bunny, I *think* Rizzo and now Kermit.
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