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Father Moppet: *mid-sentence to Grace* They might not see you, you'd be surprised what people miss right under their---face! *hits mud puddle with huge splash*

Father Moppet: Don't panic, I know exactly what to do. ... ... Act leafy. *gets drenched again by Goat's reaction to the wet*

Father Moppet: Okay...now that's a talent for day-time tv...

Father Moppet: But, trees are for birds. Don't you think that awful ornithologist will have a spy in every one? *a birdhouse with binoculars zooms in* (OOC: *laughing so much at this thread this afternoon!*)

Aloo: *shaking fist at the sky* *pause* *puts up umbrella and shakes that at the sky* I'll get you, and your little pony too! Father Moppet: *instantly drenched* Now why did they design hammocks with holes in? Does no one have any foresight into these things...

Father: And Mr Knickerbockerglory! And I could do with saving my Tea Magazine collection, and maybe some photos from the--Wait, no, just grab the others and we can escape through the skylight!

Father Moppet: *is flown away also as tangled in hammock attached to Grace's leg* Aloo: Stop them! *to camera crew* Am I coming across too villainous for a daytime TV cookery and bird-watching show? Ahh, they've all seen Gordon Ramsey...

Aloo: *to Goat* Here, hold this. *pot* Father Moppet: I don't even think that Pony goes well with Peshwari flavors...Wait, what? Grace RUN!...or...fly...or something.... You will never net this cousin of mine! *turns to face Aloo but trips and tangles himself and Grace up in the net-like...

Aloo: *holding a pot of Vindaloo swirled with a rainbow of flowers* What I want is to finally make use of the triple joint honors Spicologist, Hippologist, Ornithologist degree that my mother insisted on when I couldn't pick a career path... Father Moppet: I get the Hippologetics and the...

Aloo: Flowerpots...what a great idea. My Little Pony's love flowers...and rainbows...and spicy Vindaloos. (OOC: Lisa, how are you not online?)

Father Moppet: *to Norman* What's with the third degree? So I gave you the number of this house instead of Bogoff, why do you keep bringing it up? Wait...what? Oh, right, the number is-- Aloo: Will you stop filming these crackpots and follow that Pegasus? *to Goat* Mess is the substance of an...

Father Moppet: *breaks away from the camera* Grace! Be careful of the storm! *as lightning crashes* And of the Grecian vases in the hallway! *as pottery crashes*

Aloo: It appears we may need to use our tranquilizer darts...and unlike the Tranquil Daal recipes you can find on our website, we recommend that you do not try this at home. Father Moppet: *looking into camera* This is a message to the world, if Christy Moppet is out there, we need you to come...

I agree that I'd love to see a movie focused on Ernie and Bert!

Aloo: *speaking quick garbled gibberish* Father Moppet: I think someone's forwarding their tivo...I wondered how that happenedwith Live TV Presenters... Aloo: *back to normal presenter mode* ...and that was the ingredients for Jhinga Zafrani King Prawns. It is best to use fresh, net-caught...

Aloo: You can see my veins? What is this, a camera or an x-ray? Are you trying to--Hey, no distractions! *to camera* We have arrived at the natural habitat of the Mylus Littlous Ponyous...also known as an attic. Father Moppet: Heavens above...*headslap*...or, pony's above in this case. (OOC...

Aloo: What? Someone hand me a mirror!? *shouts at cameraman* Do I have a new wrinkle? They promised me all that spice would keep me young! Father Moppet: ...*aside* Looks like his vanity may be our saving grace for saving Grace.

Father Moppet: Oh, a flying Grace! *surprised by the sudden arrival of a full tv-crew and nettage-team* Hello? Aloo: No, Aloo, actually. You seem to have some kind of large horsefly on your property.

Father Moppet: Honestly, I came for the pictures...stayed for the insightful interviews. Presenter Aloo live on the tv set of Spice in Flight: Breaking news now of a new flying object previously so rarely unseen as to be presumed extinct, rather like the Tamarind Tamarindus spice we use to...

(OCC: Sorry, Mother Moppet is a character that already exists played by Christy_B...Mother Moopet, on the other hand, would be an awesome mixup if you want to play it that way :P) Father: Hello? Is that you?