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  1. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: ...if you can do that, why not just unlock the cell? *shakes head, opens chest and pulls out a huge ring of keys* Which key? *reads inscriptions from some of the keys* Ctrl...alt...delete... What on earth?
  2. Beauregard

    Positive And Negative: Kermit's Swamp Years (Opinions on KSY)

    I literally just now got the joke that the fly was "fly". (As in, "Them's some pretty fly shades, man!")
  3. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Its rude to point in public! *chest is locked* And where do they keep the key for the chest of keys?
  4. Beauregard

    The Beauregard Thread--For Everybody Who Didn't Get A Joke

    Hmm...Not really. Its really more of a social satire, I suppose, or even just a bit insulting to people who get married just because they get pregnant. I think the laugh is on several levels: A. Haha. Someone got knocked up and now they get married (I disapprove of this laughter, by the way) B...
  5. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: Well...you may be hallucinating, if you can see a large green cactus speaking to you...but if you see your a British chap in a red shirt, then yes, I'm really here. Do you have any idea where they keep the keys for this thing?
  6. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Driver: Ahh...This is a little awkward. I don't really have the change for 18 cents... - Father Moppet: *in the strangely empty dungeons* GRACE???
  7. Beauregard

    George Vs. Beauregard

    Poor George gets no love...Gotta wonder what Mildred saw in him.
  8. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: *pushing open the door and peering inside* Hello? Any scientists around? I'm looking for my cousin...she's about 14 hands tall and electric blue...
  9. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    Here's hoping he faints!!!
  10. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    Hmm...I think its a little different than bring back, say, Joe Snow who WAS created as a one (or two) gag character. Whereas, Walter has many facets to his character. He's a complete geek, for example, which could be a better source of "geek" jokes than always using Scooter (who is actually more...
  11. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Cab-driver: That'll be $1,252 and 59 cents. Or your unborn child. Father Moppet: *looks around for a secret entrance to the castle, but then just knocks on the door*
  12. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    I enjoyed Walter a lot, but it would be good to learn from the over-exposure rule that more-or-less states and Clifford and Pepe were over exposed (Clifford as host, and Pepe as MFS main guy).
  13. Beauregard

    New Muppet movie in development for potential 2013 release

    Hi Ry! As long as you've not been stuck in the future again...
  14. Beauregard

    MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

    Father Moppet: How about you pay the cab-driver, and we'll call it a day? *jumping out of the cab and running towards the castle (?) where Grace is held captive* (OOC: I'm looking forward to getting everyone back together again!)
  15. Beauregard

    Weekly Box Office and Film Discussion Thread

    Its actually not a based on a comic book at all, but rather a set of varyingly successful books such as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters and Gossip Girl Serial Killer. These are all very cleverly crafted from taking the original stories (most of which have...
  16. Beauregard

    Rumor: New Sesame Street Movie in the Works

    Ahhh. I get you. You mean the original SS movie spoofed what the popular at the time in all cinema, not just kid cinema. I missed that.
  17. Beauregard

    Rumor: New Sesame Street Movie in the Works

    Yes, well, true but neither of those are for kids. Pirates came in for kids, but left again. Spies were big for a while, but headed off again.
  18. Beauregard

    2013 Muppets Wall Calendar

    I was going to click, "Like" but then decided that I actually love this post.
  19. Beauregard

    George Vs. Beauregard

    I always feel like saying, "Thanks" when people vote for him. :o;)
  20. Beauregard

    Rumor: New Sesame Street Movie in the Works

    Hmmm...What movies ARE popular at the moment? I've not seen any good or unique kids movies advertised in ages that arn't just sequels or reboots? Anyone else seen anything?
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