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Re: Nate's "best friend" I guess you're just a bigger man than he is. I think I just made a joke about your height. I'm not sure.

How old are you, gramp? I just did a canonball into the freezing water.

(toilet flushing; Harry comes running out from the men's room clutching his plunger) I heard that! I heard that! (pushes down on plunger lever; nothing happens) Oh no! We've used up all the explosives allready!

(I'm working with a character who's overall screentime can be timed with a stopwatch. I'm trying my best)

I wish everyone would stop eating my things. Gun powder has gotten really expensive ever since the stock market started to decline.

I was wondering where I left that.

Yes?

Hmmm... I wonder how I could turn this into a dirty joke.

From your describtion, you could just as easily refer to them as 'just plane bad'.

This term confusses me. What exactly makes a Muppet 'Non-Muppet'ish?

I made him smile? What did I do right?

Yeah, go with that.

(sorry, but Zoot's been taken as well)

Back from where?

Again! Wait, I mean... Ouch!

Accually, making complete idiots out of ourselves is what we do best. Welcome to our little club. Have a muffin. Don't touch Byron.

This man needs CPR! Stand Back! I have no idea what I'm doing! *Sticks whole head in Sweetum's mouth and holds it there for a few seconds before pulling it back out* This might not work.

Clueless Morgan

You watch it.

*KABOOM!!!* [/B] *BLAMMO!!!* *SPLAT!!!*