The Diva (it's not the pig)
"Alright, then. That's three lamb Kormas-"
"But I wanted a Vindaloo!"
"Not now, Robin. Ten Bhunas and eight Jalfrezis, both vegetarian-"
"Nine!
"Sorry, Rowlf. Nine Jalfrezis, eleven Sag Loos-"
"Hey, Kermit? Camilla's wondering if they come with a side...