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Lately, a lot of threads discussing when particular - usually secondary or more obscure - Muppets have appeared on The Muppet Show have been started. Below is what I hope to be a complete index of these threads, a passing moderator may choose to make this thread a sticky... Rather than using...

The other old chestnut is of course 'J.' Is it 'J' to ryhme with 'I' or 'J' to rhyme with 'K' (jay)...

*On the sofa at the Moppet place* You say in trouble? Oh, you said you were the boot of car! Sorry I must have misheard you. Yes, of couurse Mr Moppet, I'll be there right away! *Gives the twins their teddy back* Your father says that I don't need this just now. But if your finished...

Just men with moustaces?

Mrs Emily Bear: So, do you want to cho, cho cho? Harvey Towers: You mean the train dance? But I'm not a trained dancer! Mrs Emily Bear: Never mind, come on baby, do the locomation! Harvey Towers: Oh Mrs Bear; don't get yourself tyre-d out! Mrs Emily Bear: Trains don't have tyres...

Harvey Towers: Oh, I recognise her now... Mrs Emily Bear: Who? Harvey Towers: That is Mildred Huxtetter, the world famous poker player. Give her a good polka and she'll play any game you like... Mrs Emily Bear: What does that mean? Harvey Towers: It means that when the chips are...

Mrs Emily Bear: Did somebody say toes? Harvey Towers: They'd better watch out then. Mrs Emily Bear: Why? Harvey Towers: If you do the same things to toes when you hear them as you do when you see them they'll be in as much pain as me!

Mrs Emily Bear: Then there's the can-can dance... Harvey Towers: The can can dance? *A tin can and a tub of salsa dance past* Can: Sure can, bud Salsa: One, two ,three, DIP!

Harvey Towers: Why did Beau keep falling off the cliff? Mrs Emily Bear: Because he couldn't find the rock face! Both: Wocka! Wocka!

Mrs Emily Bear: You know I tried tap dancing once... Harvey Towers: Wait a minute, your not going to tell that old "I fell in the sink" joke, are you? Mrs Emily Bear: No, I fell off the espionage device attached to the telephone. Harvey Towers: Ah, you mean line dancing!

Mrs Emily Bear: So is this a waltz or a march? Harvey Towers: I think it's an-August...

Harvey Towers: I wish I'd got here earlier when there was a choice of partners... Mrs Emily Bear: I'm not too happy about it either young man... Harvey Towers: Did anyone ever tell you dance like Ginger Rodgers? Mrs Emily Bear: No! Harvey Towers: I'm not surprised...

Waldorf is let out the box when he and Statler appear in At the Dance dancing together in the Twiggy episode (?) They make it to the stage when they audition during the Steve Martin episode doing the "Varsity Drag" Also, they get out togetherfor the Danny Kaye Episode when they leave the...

Doesn't that cause trouble in cinemas?

I think the tail...