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Cheez- it makes these wonderful crackers called Grooves (I like the ranch ones), and these chips called Snapz. There has been a trend for healthier snacks, like baked chips, popcorn chips, some are pretty decent.

They had to put that giant Q tip up your nose?

The only beef I ever had with a truck driver (pickup, not an 18- wheeler), was in a crowded parking lot his truck took up four spaces. One for each wheel. So a bunch of shopping carts got wheeled in his direction. Hope they didn’t nick his paint job.

One of the few things McD’s has going for it, you can get iced coffee there. Props for that.

Yes, and walk before you run.

But here’s the thing. Once you’re vaccinated, you’re much closer to getting life back to normal. I know masks are a pain. I’m not the biggest fan, but I’ll keep wearing one until I get my vaccine. As far as social distancing goes, evidence shows you can actually be three feet apart instead of...

I threw out my back too, but got it back before the garbage man took it. 🥶

That’s where you have to stop and cut your losses. Crap happens, sure. But if you’re going to let it ruin the rest of your week that’s not doing you any favors. I don’t know what it is, but if it’s something petty, you’re better off letting it go.

So does that mean Justin Trudeau is racist too? Say it ain’t so! In more encouraging news, Israel is developing an oral vaccine.

I’m with you on that. Pollen never bothered me until a few years ago. It comes when budd are just starting to pop up, but then the allergies stop. There used to be this pill for allergies you could buy over the counter called Dristan. Good for whatever ails you. In spite of pollen and dust...

That may be true. You might be able to copy someone else’s looks, but you’ll never be able to copy someone else’s fingerprints. The FBI keep those on file too. If I part my hair down the middle and get out my old round glasses, I could pass for John Lennon. Back in 2000, that was my look for a...

Sear, not seat. And the Jewish side of me loves pastrami.

I’d be ashamed of myself. I love hash and I love cole slaw. But not corned beef and cabbage. First of all because they’re both boiled, and boiled cabbage stinks to high heaven. The corned beef I got this year I baked. 250 degrees for four hours. Even baked it gets a nice seat you can’t get from...

“Looks like” and “is” are not the same. There’s a child molester in New York that looks a lot like you. Aren’t you glad you’re not in jail just because you “look like” him? If all it took to arrest you was to “look like”him, you won’t be picking up soap any time soon.

Summer used to be my favorite season when I was little. No school and plenty of time for swimming. As I got older it became Spring. Usually after frozen dark winters, it became nice to see signs of life, rebirth, warmer temps, along with Easter and my birthday. Earth Day falls on the day after...

Maybe a cheap fan. It wouldn’t run up the electric bill as much as the A/C.

Got plenty of corned beef left over from St. Paddy’s Day. Making hash for me and a Reuben for my wife. Corned beef and pastrami both start out as brisket, then have different seasonings and cures added. Corned beef (don’t ever get it out of a can!) by itself tends to be pretty fatty. Once it’s...

I’m surprised you don’t have a thermostat or even a window you can open.

Happy Spring 😊

I don’t think you have to worry about that. During her presidential bid, Kamala Harris bragged about the joys of weed. That would be a hard one to walk back.