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I recall one with Ernie and Cookie Monster. I'm a little fuzzy but I think it went like this. Ernie had 3 hats and 3 boxes ranging from small, medium and large. He asked Cookie Monster which hats went in which box. Cookie put the smallest hat in the largest box, the medium hat in the medium...

This show had one of my favorite lines. I think it went like this: Pig Soldier #1: Sure is dark. Pig Soldier #2: Yep. Dark but still. Pig Soldier #1: Still what? Pig Soldier #2: Still dark.

From what I can tell, the UK sits are not included, but they seem otherwise complete. The last time we had the Muppet Show air was on YTV, which ironically was bumped from it's channel (25) on our cable system for the new station.

I'm so happy, I just had to share this with you all. We just got a new cable channel. It seems to be a family friendly Christian channel(airs religious programming and old sitcoms like Hogan Family and Happy Days) but they also air the original Muppet Show. It's been years since I've seen...

I didn't realize there were two different versions. Sounds like I missed out on a lot.

Actually, I believe the punchline was after getting his glass of water, he said "Now I'm hungry. Boy am I hungry".

I seem to recall a different version of the sketch where Ernie gave Bert an examination, and at the end Bert asks if he's healthy. Ernie says he doesn't know yet. Bert asks when he'll know and Ernie tries to calculate how long before he can be a doctor(8 years of grade school+4 years of high...

Hey guys. I don't know if this has ever been posted before, but what are your favorite Kermit News Flash Segments. Here are some that I remember. 1. Hickory Dickory Dock - A cow, duck and horse try to run up the clock and the horse ends up running through the clock destroying it. 2...

(Kermit on the table on Vetrinarian's Hospital) Dr. Bob: Nurse Piggy, you have to control your emotions. Remember, you are a nurse. Nurse Piggy: I may be a nurse, but I'm a woman first. Dr: Bob: Wrong, your a pig first, nurse second. I don't think woman made the top ten! (Same episode)...

I thought of a few more. - Ernie and Bert are camping and Ernie notes all the different noises in the woods at night(owls, cricketts, etc). One funny line, when Ernie hears a frog croaking, he says to Bert "Does that remind you of anyone we know?" - Ernie is wearing or holding something(I...

Some of my favorites. So many to choose from: - Using the pot for a cowboy hat - eating cookies in bed. - counting sheep(and fire engines and baloons) - Cleaning the apartment(the one where Ernie cleans up and then messes it up again by cleaning out the toy box). - Dance Myself to Sleep...

Dissapointed SS Fan I was also disappointed with the special overall. While I appreciated the classic bits included, it just didn't feel like the "special" they advertised. I mean, if it was advertised for it's normal time slot, I wouldn't have room to complain too much. I suppose I was...

S: Does this show constitute as cruelty to animals W: Not unless they're watching it. ------------- S: They don't write the old songs anymore. W: Nope, they just write new ones -------------- W: Wake me when the show starts S: It's already been on a while. W: Oh, wake me when...

How about this one: Bert is reading and Ernie goes back and forth and tells Bert he has various bathtub intruments(soap, towel, rubber duckie) and Bert concludes Ernie is going to take a bath, but then he says he has his flashlight, then an umbrella, then Bert's bowling ball. Ernie explains why...

Lady Holiday: <Long winded speech> Miss Piggy: Why are you telling me all this? Lady Holiday: It's plot exposition, it has to go somewhere. Gonzo: How about a picture? Man: No thank you. Gonzo: Aw come on, it'll be a lovely momento for you and your wife. Man: My wife isn't feeling very...

There are so many I could name, but here are just a few(in no particluar order: 1. Ernie & Bert(I have to count them as one, since you rarely see one without the other). Their sketches on Sesame Street were always a highlight for me. I could write a whole post on my favorite Ernie and Bert...

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