The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Slackbot]

[Janken shakes his hair, spattering everyone nearby and shaking a few small spikes out.]

Janken: Gee, thanks.

 

[Hubert]

Aw...thank you Piggy. Glad you're happy about it, my dear.

*desperately tries to turn conversation into some romantic moment*

: Not on my watch, mister. I'm with the frog.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

: Piggy's right, she's with me. Leave her alone! *flails arms at Hubert*
: Oh, Kermie! *kisses Kermit passionately*

Maybe we should give these two some privacy.

 

[Twisted Tails]

: Piggy's right, she's with me. Leave her alone! *flails arms at Hubert*
: Oh, Kermie! *kisses Kermit passionately*

Maybe we should give these two some privacy.

I agree! Plus I have more fruitcake!

 

[Piggy The Frog]

I agree! Plus I have more fruitcake!

Your fruitcake's really good! Let's eat some before Cookie Monster shows up and devours the whole thing. *looks around* I don't see him in this room.

 

[MissMusical12]

: Piggy's right, she's with me. Leave her alone! *flails arms at Hubert*
: Oh, Kermie! *kisses Kermit passionately*

Maybe we should give these two some privacy.

: So how long are The Hog and The Frog gonna be locking lips for?
-checks watch- A while.
: MISTLETOE! MISTLETOE! -hands me mistletoe to give to Kermit-
Thanks, Animal. -gives mistletoe to Kermit- You might need this. -Kermit takes mistletoe- Anyone up for some fruitcake?
: I'm up for some fruitcake.
: Fer sure.
: FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE!

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*hands a towel to Janken then heads to the kitchen to wash off the sticky punch. When at sink, I take off rings and notice that they have left a mark around the fingers*

Huh. I forgot about that. It's been a while since I've worn these.

: Oh, you ain't seen nuttin' yet, baby!

*Dr. Teeth then takes off his own rings. The marks on his fingers are practically black*

*horrified* AAAAHHHH! DO YOU NEVER TAKE THOSE OFF!?

 

[Piggy The Frog]

*walks into the kitchen and notices Dr. Teeth's rings by the sink as he's (finally) washing the marks off his fingers* Heh. Five gold rings.
: *screams from the other room* BADUM BUM BUM!

 

[MissMusical12]

*walks into the kitchen and notices Dr. Teeth's rings by the sink as he's (finally) washing the marks off his fingers* Heh. Five gold rings.
: *screams from the other room* BADUM BUM BUM!

Me:-singing- Four calling birds.
: -singing- Three french hens.
: -singing- Two turtle doves
Me, Gonzo and Kermit: -singing- And a partridge in a pair tree!

 

[Slackbot]

Kim: [looking around at all the poultry that was just invoked] Lemme guess, Gonzo booked the dancing girls, didn't he?