The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[MuppetSpot]

gonzo Camila my sweet heart lets kiss under the mistletoe

 

[MissMusical12]

: Bawk? Bawk bgawk bawk. (What? I thought we did that already.)

 

[Piggy The Frog]

: I know, but let's do it again! *smooches Camilla*

 

[MissMusical12]

: Awww like not again with the mistletoe thing.
-Floyd holds up mistletoe between and Janice once more-
: Oh no...
-Floyd puckers up for a kiss, but Janice grabs Pepe. Floyd's eyes widen quickly when he finds out he's really kissing Pepe. The two then quickly release-
: ACK! I kissed a hippie!
: ACK! I kissed a shrimp!
: PRAWN!
Wow, Janice, you really don't like kissing Floyd under the mistletoe, do you?
: No. I just don't like the whole mistletoe thing. It's rully weird.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

: Okay, baby. *throws mistletoe on the floor*
: Hehehehe... *picks up the mistletoe and scurries away*
: Mistletoe's gone. *smiles at Janice* How about now?

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*enters the room with a tin whistle.*

Wow, it’s been ages since I played one of these! I wonder…

*sits down next to Scooter and inspects the whistle for any dirt.*

: Say, where did you get that?

The attic. Me and Robin were just exploring when I found this in an old chest. Hmm, looks clean enough.

*plays a short note*

Plays OK too.

*plays a slightly out of tune but meaningful rendition of The Holly and the Ivy*

 

[Twisted Tails]

*enters the room with a tin whistle.*

Wow, it’s been ages since I played one of these! I wonder…

*sits down next to Scooter and inspects the whistle for any dirt.*

: Say, where did you get that?

The attic. Me and Robin were just exploring when I found this in an old chest. Hmm, looks clean enough.

*plays a short note*

Plays OK too.

*plays a slightly out of tune but meaningful rendition of The Holly and the Ivy*

Ooooooh! I LOVE that song! I wonder if they are any weirdos around?

You called?

I wasn't talking about.. oh never mind. Nobody understands me, because I am a geek (pause) That's right, a Muppet geek!

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*finishes playing*

: Wow, that was beautiful.

Thank you, Scooter. But I know you’re lying.

: Haha! But seriously, I can be much worse on guitar.

Oh, really? Do you want to bet on that? I did see a small guitar in the chest as well. Whoever owns this house certainly loves their music.

: Alright, you go get it and I’ll show you.

*leaves, then returns with said guitar*

: Ok, now just to tune it up a bit…

*As Scooter makes an effort to tune the guitar, Cantas watches in interest.*

You got it now?

: Yeah, think so. You know this one?

*Plays an intro*

No, but I can fake it!

: *chuckles* Old joke.

*begins to play the tin whistle.*

 

[MissMusical12]

: Okay, baby. *throws mistletoe on the floor*
: Hehehehe... *picks up the mistletoe and scurries away*
: Mistletoe's gone. *smiles at Janice* How about now?

: That's better. -kisses Floyd-
Best that I leave you two lovebirds alone.
: -holds up mistletoe- Maybe we should be li lovebirds and fly. -puckers up for kiss-
Maybe you should make like a bird and get out of here. -throws Pepe into punch bowl-
: -emerging from punch bowl- Women...

 

[Piggy The Frog]

*goes to get some punch and sees Pepe climbing out of the bowl* What were you doing in there?
: Waiting for a womans to come by, hokay. *latches onto my sweater*
Ugh, you're all sticky with punch! Get off me! *throws him back in the bowl*