Things I find myself saying frequently:
1. People who are normal don't know how to have fun. I'm weird and proud of it!
2. Stick it in your juice box and suck it!
3. If I survived Watcher in the Woods, I can certainly survive this!
4. Some people say the water's cold, I say "refreshing."
5. That's the same kind of reaction I get when Clarissa disses Ferguson.
6. That awkward moment when someone else's dad looks exactly like yours.
7. Wow! You're even dumber than you look. Wear some protective headgear or something!