To further help get this thread back on track, I just realized that I never did show off any of the ghetto/bling-bling/gangsta-esque SST shirts that I constantly get comments on, so here they are... and please forgive my scruff, I've been too lazy to shave lately, and please forgive my acne, insurance is screwing me over on dermatology right now...
And this will probably make me the envy of a number of Muppet Freaks, I got it at, of all places, a nerd store (y'know, anime, video games, D&D, that sort of thing):