The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

This is great! We already have seven people! This apartment will be filled up in no time!

 

[Lola p]

*snaps fingers*

Your luggage is already in your room.

 

[Hubert]

Lola, where are you getting these finger snapping abilities from? Are you a magician or something?

 

[Lola p]

Nope, just my pony powers.

* Goes up to watch legend of korra season finale *

 

[Sgt Floyd]

How are you part pony now?

 

[Lola p]

i was always part pony.

 

[Hubert]

*confused* I guess she finally got over her embarassment of that fact...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

So, Lola's part werewolf, part vampire and part pony. Would that make her a werepirony?

Oh, and to our new residents here: welcome

 

[Hubert]

A werepirony? That sounds like a kind of pasta...

"I'll have the werepirony with marinara sauce and Parmesan cheese!"

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*black mist starts billowing out from under door, followed by a loud crash*