Quotes by Y-O-U

[Hubert]

Well, we like to quote. That's evident in the thriving quote thread. And I noticed that we also put our own quotes there sometimes. I hope this isn't too redundant, but why don't we throw them over here, so we can admire everyone's creativity?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

My best nugget of wisdom: Don't stick your finger in a piranha cage.

Read that sentence carefully. You'll see whats wrong with it XD

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, I'd like to see a water-filled cage

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"Do you think that just because I'm friends with Camilla the chicken, I'd stop eating chickens?"
- me to my mother in one of my crazy moments

 

[Hubert]

Some of my crazy moments where I just blurt something out:

"Is my foot bleeding?!?!?!?!?!?"
(in the middle of a silent room with a bunch of people in it, when for some reason I had the suspision that there was liquid running down my foot)

My Mother: "This thing needs a new battery."
Me: "My sock needs a new battery."
(I was in the middle of fixing my sock that was uncomfortable)

 

[Misskermie]

Be yourself, no matter how jacked up you may be!

-Me, when my teacher asked what I live by

 

[Hubert]

"The fair thing about life is that it isn't fair."
-the philosophical side of me

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I have some...interesting conversations with my dad.

Me: *walks into kitchen*
Dad: *screams to my mom in the other room* She was just about to eat the punk rocker kid
Me: wuh? O_O
Dad: *repeats himself*
Me: (Still not sure what he was talking about) Well, punk rockers are tasty
Dad: So are jocks.
Me: What are we talking about?
Dad: Jennifer's Body, want to watch it with us?
Me: ... How many people died so far?

Dad: I've been told I'm Satan incarnate
Me: Ok?
Dad: You know what that makes you?
Me: *stares blankly*
Dad: Daughter of Satan incarnate
Me: Kay...

Me: AAAUUUGGGHHH! Natural sunlight! It burrrrns!
Dad: We don't want you bursting into flames, Vampira
Me: I'm not a vampire, I love garlic too much
Dad: True, but you are a creature of the night

I'll let you guys make of this what you will

 

[mo]

"what?!"
"gawd my foot hurts!"
"I think queen is better then the beatles"
"I was just 10 feet away from the queen! and that lady sitting next to her!"
"is barbra striesand jewish?"
"caramel!"
"just had another weird dream about.."
"hey I can"t see!"
"I love M&Ms even though I can't eat nuts!"
"I'm a gangster!"
"I kinda wanna go to clown colledge!"
"I think we should move to chicago! because I like chicago..."
"nyan cat is awesome! ur justa hater!"
"I want to troll someday!"
"MIss piggy is like madonna...only better and not old."

 

[CensoredAlso]

"I think queen is better then the beatles"

 

[mo]