The Banter Thread

[beakerboy12]

I had to walk my dog. Sue me.

Okay, I sue you! Now give me money!

 

[Lola p]

Hey now, calm down all. ~ passes out some muffins~

 

[D'Snowth]

I had to walk my dog. Sue me.

BAILIFF: Case #11358, The People Vs. Sgt Floyd, Judge Cameo presiding.

 

[Lola p]

Order! Order in my court!

 

[beakerboy12]

BAILIFF: Case #11358, The People Vs. Sgt Floyd, Judge Cameo presiding.

I say he's guilty! Guilty, I say!!!!!!! I say, I say!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

NO! *goes full demon*

 

[Hubert]

Need a lawyer, Sarge? Cause I'm available...

 

[Lola p]

Order! You do NOT WANT TO MAKE ME STREESED! Erhm, now, the defendant has the stand.

 

[beakerboy12]

Need a lawyer, Sarge? Cause I'm available...

No lawyer! Just guilt! Because he's guilty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[D'Snowth]

BAILIFF: *Forces Sarge's appendage onto a Bible* Do you swear to tell me everything you know about the truth?