Okay, bucko, here's the thing. I've known you for seven years now and I'm sick and tired of putting on this act and doing this pretending and carrying on. I think, after TEN YEARS of you being here, it's about time I revealed how I truly feel.
About seven years ago (nearly EIGHT... goodness), I had just joined up on this fair forum, and I had no idea what was what or where to begin. Then I found Beauregard (or more likely, he found me), this mystical, historic figurehead of Muppet Central. His trademark Beau-face avatar and his always-witty posts and signatures made him so much more than just some other member to me... he was THE member to me. Anyway, we got to talking a bit and somehow he wrangled me into the crazy world that was The Moppet Family... and the rest is history. Thanks to Beau, I found out that I could be funny through my writing, that I could make wonderful friends on a website, and that being a Muppet fan could actually mean something. Lisa mentioned this earlier... but I have to reiterate it, because it's just as true for me: Beauregard is the reason I stayed and still remain a Muppet fan.
He doesn't do it on purpose (I don't think... I can't imagine that he plans any of this out), he doesn't flaunt it, but Beau inspires people and reminds people why the Muppets are so great. He's always hilarious, sometimes somber, wonderfully thoughtful, incredibly smart, and one of the wittiest people I know. He's dedicated so much time, energy, and passion to this site, that it inspires other people to dedicate time, energy, and passion to this site. He has made so many wonderful friends over this decade-long history of forum fandom... and I am so honored and proud to be among them.
I've never met Beauregard in person (but I have met Dave Goelz in person... which somehow adds up maybe [but probably not]), but he's been the most consistent and entertaining idol, mentor, and friend that a Muppet fan could have. Plus, he's British, so that's always nice.
We may disagree on the appropriate sugar content of tea, or the quality of Glee, or who actually made out with that cow at DanDanStrawberry's wedding that one time... but Beauregard is my friend. One I treasure and still admire and respect... and one that I will meet someday, darn it!!
Congratulations on 10 fabulously Muppetational years, Beau. Thank you for everything!