The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

[D'Snowth]

I was just reading a little while ago that the president, or prime minister, or whoever of Indonesia is wanting to make miniskirts illegal, because they're apparently pornographic and trigger impure thoughts.

Sure is sad to think I'll be going to **** now... I had no idea my mind was so filthy... I am, like, so ashamed of myself...

 

[newsmanfan]

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NEWS FLASH! Snowth admits to "miniskirt" being his trigger word! This shocking news comes hard on the heels of the Snowth's checking into the Mel Gibson Anger Management Clinic earlier this week. Critics of the strange pink thing said today, "We always knew he was gonna snap one'a these days." Another longtime friend who refused to go on record told this reporter, "Yep. Boy never could resist breaking into a cold sweat and going postal at the sight of a short skirt. I kin 'member back in the day when his momma used to have to drench him with a tub of cold lemonade ever' time a pretty girl walked by if her skirt was above her knee."

We at Muppet News send our sincere wishes for a swift recovery, and hope that in his new padded windowless room he won't find himself so prone to violent outbursts.
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[D'Snowth]

There was a fly in my jell-o... what are the odds of that happening?

 

[Karamazova]

Today, I saw a white chevy with a Jesus fish on it.
Not weird.
It also had those naked lady decals on it.
It just became weird.
The guy whom I was driving home recognized the car and knows the owner.
The owner is Jewish.
It just became bizarre.

 

[newsmanfan]

There was a fly in my jell-o... what are the odds of that happening?

Was it doing the backstroke or the crawl?

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[newsmanfan]

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Found an amazingly weird Halloween light set today at a thrift store while shopping for summer shorts. The lights are your basic plastic jack-o'lanterns...but someone glued them onto clearly homemade cornhusk dolls dressed as little scarecrows. The whole effect is so forcefully cheerful that it's creepy as heck. A lovely addition to my Halloween collection!

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[meepmuppaphones]

Today I went to the supermarket and saw a 3DS inside a cooking pot that was onsale.

 

[D'Snowth]

Two little old ladies riding around in like this neon purple hot rod.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steven Tyler is doing Burger King Commercials. Um...what?

 

[D'Snowth]

Well, I was out shopping today, and I'm pretty sure I saw a drag queen at the store as well... hard to tell, but it looked like a tall, lanky guy, with a long wig, wearing a corset, and walking around in stiletos.