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Here is a Muppet News Flash!!
A lone Snowth was spotted at the annual Gathering of the Lady Bigfoot Liberation Front's end-of-summer picnic in the Appalachians. The Snowth was suspected by the lady bigfeet of trying to compete as a ringer in the hotly-competitive Hairiest Arm Contest held every year. Although the judges ruled that Snowths are near enough
relations to Bigfeet to qualify, the Snowth was still forcibly ejected from the competition -- and the mountaintop -- when last year's contest winner, Ms Ungah Browah le Foop, noticed the Snowth in question was apparently
male.
When this reporter interviewed the Snowth following his painful landing at the foot of Chimney Rock, the Snowth protested only, "Doo DOO do do doo!"
Ahem. Stay tuned for more Bigfoot news. Lewis Kazagger presents a special sports report later tonight: "Mountain Foot Stomps: the Legacy of Little-Glimpsed Monster Sports in Appalachia!" This is your Newsman, for Muppet Central.
...Hey...nothing bad happened! Wow! Hey, Gina! Did you see that? I talked about bigfeet and nothing --
*giant hairy foot stomps on Newsie as an enormous Bigfoot wanders through the shot*
...aagh...strike that.....
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