As long as we're suggesting things that don't have the remotest chance of happening, then I vote for gold bricks to fall out of the sky.
Someone else in this discussion brought up the example of the Futurama voice actors. How would your plan play out in that analogy?
Fox executives: "Hey, we don't have the experience to cast voice talent. So we're handing over all casting decisions to the existing voice actors, and we agree in advance to abide by whatever decisions they make. Because even though we have to answer to the shareholders of our enormous multinational corporation, we only want what's best for the Futurama franchise. Therefore, when it comes to the future of our characters, we're happy to be out of the loop!"
You're a smart guy, Kevin. And this is a major issue for the future of the Muppets. So is this outlandish hypothetical really the best, most thoughtful comment you have to offer?
EDITED TO ADD:
Kevin, I'm sorry for calling you out. It's not meant to be personal. But there's already so much craziness going on in these discussions. You're a moderator -- actually, a "super moderator," whatever that means. I just would have expected you to bring something substantial to the conversation.