The Lost Episode of M*A*S*H

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Well it wasn't very obvious it was.:stick_out_tongue:
That's because I was trying to make this birthday thread a bit more original, knowwhutImean.

FRANK: MARGARET!

MARGARET: *Drunk* Is that the wind? I don't hear or see anybody.

BEAKERFAN: *Chuckles*

FRANK: MARGARET! ! !

*Hawkeye and B.J. walk in*

HAWKEYE: What's the matter Frank?

FRANK: Margaret's avoiding me again!

B.J.: Really? *To Margaret* Is that true Margaret?

MARGARET: *Drunk* What?

HAWKEYE: Are you avoiding Frank?

MARGARET: *Drunk* Frank who?

*All but Frank laugh*

FRANK: STOP LAUGHING WITHOUT ME!

HAWKEYE: Frank, can't you take a hint?

B.J.: Yeah, Margaret doesn't want you anymore, now that she's found Donald.

MARGARET: *Drunk* That's LIEUTENANT Donald Colonel Penobscott.

B.J.: Right.

HAWKEYE: Frank, just accept it, you're of no interest to her anymore, let her go already, if you really love her, you'd let her go!

FRANK: I WON'T LET HER GO! I NEED HER! *Glomps Margaret* DON'T DO THIS TO ME MARGARET.

BEAKERFAN: Hey Frank?

FRANK: What?

BEAKERFAN: *Holds up a cup of punch* How about a little punch?

FRANK: Ooh, I'd love some!

BEAKERFAN: Great... *Punches Frank out*
 
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