That's because I was trying to make this birthday thread a bit more original, knowwhutImean.Well it wasn't very obvious it was.
FRANK: MARGARET!
MARGARET: *Drunk* Is that the wind? I don't hear or see anybody.
BEAKERFAN: *Chuckles*
FRANK: MARGARET! ! !
*Hawkeye and B.J. walk in*
HAWKEYE: What's the matter Frank?
FRANK: Margaret's avoiding me again!
B.J.: Really? *To Margaret* Is that true Margaret?
MARGARET: *Drunk* What?
HAWKEYE: Are you avoiding Frank?
MARGARET: *Drunk* Frank who?
*All but Frank laugh*
FRANK: STOP LAUGHING WITHOUT ME!
HAWKEYE: Frank, can't you take a hint?
B.J.: Yeah, Margaret doesn't want you anymore, now that she's found Donald.
MARGARET: *Drunk* That's LIEUTENANT Donald Colonel Penobscott.
B.J.: Right.
HAWKEYE: Frank, just accept it, you're of no interest to her anymore, let her go already, if you really love her, you'd let her go!
FRANK: I WON'T LET HER GO! I NEED HER! *Glomps Margaret* DON'T DO THIS TO ME MARGARET.
BEAKERFAN: Hey Frank?
FRANK: What?
BEAKERFAN: *Holds up a cup of punch* How about a little punch?
FRANK: Ooh, I'd love some!
BEAKERFAN: Great... *Punches Frank out*