*Gasps*M-Mrs-Mrs. Pepper I thought... I thought you said Mr. Salt wouldn't find out about us... No, no, don't get all shaken up! PLEASE! *sneezes* You make me sneeze!
MrsPepper! Fooling around with all these other "commoners"... I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND YOU! *Gets overdramatic* MY LIFETH IS OVERTH... I SHALL ENDETH IT ONCE AND FOR ALLETH! *Runs a rubber knife into chest* ACKETH! ACKETH! THIS IS ITEH! I AM DYINGETH! GOOD BYETH CRUEL WORLDETH! ELVISETH HAS LEFT THE BUILDINGETH!
Oh and Marty... I couldn't possibly use SISTERS in the lead role, that'd be super confusing! I'd have a better chance of getting Prawnie dressed in drag and Toga to play the roles...