Ah Snowthy. What are we going to do about your little mischeivous sense of humour?
Nonononononononono, this was going to be a SERIOUS screenplay...
See, MrsPepper had been a devoted mounty for the R.C.M.P. for the past three decades (we were going to have to give her a little age makeup obviously), when she's suddenly find a rookie in her command: a young, plucky Colombian who was booted out of the meter maids in Puarguay because she wasn't Puarguaian.
MrsPepper has her hands full with the newest office in the R.C.M.P. becaus everyone is treating her like she's a weirdo because everyone else speaks French as their second language, except for Squeegee, who speaks Spanish, making her the first Spanish-French-Canadian Mounted Police in the force.
Their personalities really come together when they're called to a road accident, and they discover a giant boulder had landed smack dab in the middle of the road from a rock slide, thus blocking heavy traffic on both sides of the highway; they finally decide to put their differences aside and cooperate to remove the boulder from the road, so they both decide to lift the boulder and move it on the count of three, only to break their backs in the process, thus garnering their title of "Brokeback Mounties".
It was going to be my biggest, bestest blockbuster ever!
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