The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[anythingmuppet]

Yay! Congrats to Beau, Snowthers, and Pork so far! And nice awards, AM!

Thanks!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Oh no...What is he doing here? (turns and whispers) Hey, Bert.
Bert: What?
Ernie: He's here.
Bert: Who's here?
Ernie: The sneaky salesman.
Bert: Who?
Ernie: See that guy over there? It's him. The guy that always tries to sell me stuff for only a nickle. What is he doing here?
Bert: Well, he's from Sesame Street too.
Ernie: He isn't winning an award, is he? I mean, he's a scam artist. He shouldn't be rewarded for that.
Bert: Well...maybe he's presenting an award.
Ernie: Yeah, more like pawning them off a truck. He'd probably try and sell someone a fake for a nickle.
Bert: Oh, Ernie, just relax. We're here to have a good time and I'm sure he won't do anything to harm you. You'll just have to see him tonight, then we can go home to the Dorms peacefully.
Ernie: Yeah, I guess you're right, Bert.
Bryan: Hey, guys. Did you see Lefty?
Ernie: Lefty?
Bryan: Yeah. By the way, did you hear he's moved into the Dorms?
Ernie: (nibbles nervously on his fingers)

 

[Beauregard]

*sets down baggage* Oh! Oh! *lays claim to award* Oh its gorgious! Thank you so much! I realise that I have been largely absent for a portion of this year (Or proportionatly large for absent amounts of the year?) Or something similar! But I just want to say that I love MC, and I love that it is growing more and more into what it used to be back when it first inspired me to laugh and the make others laugh. Thanks for laughing! *removes dark glasses and begins drinking Italian Red Wine*

 

[Beakerfan]

*the leprechauns gather together and turn Bo's wine into grape juice*

Leprechaun: There'll be noon of that tonight! Yer all loony enough as it is!

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Tosh: Kim, I'm hungry!
Mimzy: Yeah me too.
Kim: Hang on... *riffles in purse, pulls out a bag of Doozer sticks and hands them to the younger Fraggles* Go easy on those, guys. They're all I brought.
Gillis: Why not let them get something from the refreshment table over there?
Kim: Because then they'll be up and down all night, and I'd rather have you guys here where I can keep an eye on you.
Gillis: Waitaminute; you're lumping me in with the younger ones? I'm trustworthy!
Boober: Three words - Closter, New Jersey.
Gillis: ...that was not my fault. At least not completely.
Kim: Oh, stop sulking and enjoy the awards show. Here, have a Doozer stick. *hands him one*

-Kim

 

[Beauregard]

*heaves bag over to Beakerfan and PepperySpice, sets it down and sits on it* Looks like quite a show!

 

[dwayne1115]

don't touch my sandwich with eyes when he goes to sleep i will eat him.

 

[MrsPepper]

I am SO HUNGRY. Does anyone have something I can eat while we're watching?

 

[Beauregard]

Oh sorry...*thinking I stepped on the sandwich with eyes* I thought it was potatoes that have eyes...or bunches of grapes...

 

[MrsPepper]

Oh, bunches of grapes will do! Thanks Beau. *Eats a few grapes, then start throwing them at the backs of people's heads, and the Count on stage*