The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

[Beauregard]

Ooh, a ziffle! I had one of those on a bagel once...delicious with a little cream cheese dip. Has anyone seen my flask?

 

[anythingmuppet]

Flasks ahoy, Mr. The Regard!

*throws flask at Beau*

Whoops-a-doodle!

 

[dwayne1115]

Hey what song is that the band is playing?

 

[Beakerfan]

Leprechaun-which-was-poked-by-Beaker: Oh, you like that, do yeh? *pokes Beaker back*

 

[Beauregard]

Cock-a-doodle-doo! Ahh, there's the dame's shoe and the fiddler's stick! Wondered where they had gone...

 

[Winslow Leach]

*enters wearing a shimmery pink dress, her hair pulled up. She is followed by a posse of Leprechauns*

Oh, we're late! *to the leprechauns* SHHHHhhh! *she sits in the seat next to Tony. The leprechauns all share the seat on the other side of her*

Hey Alex! You look fantastic! Dr. Van Neuter sure knows his way around fabric. Here, I saved you a seat...which...you're already sitting in. Yes. Um. Well. Er...you're beautiful!

(Tony puts a corsage on Alex's wrist)

I picked this up for you today.

(looks at leprechauns)

Um...if I knew you were bringing your posse, I would have brought them some...er...new hats?

 

[Beakerfan]

*green hats appear on everyone's heads*

Alex: GUuuys! Tony wasn't asking for new hats! Now quit it with the magic! Goldie, could you please controll them?

Goldie: Sorry Alex. *begins scolding the leprechauns*

Alex: Thanks Tony! You're looking mighty spiffy! Popcorn?

 

[MrsPepper]

Um, sure Lefty, here's a nickel... **digs in her bag until she finds one and flips the coin at him**

Dwayne, did you offer me half a potato? I think I'll pass... **looks around desperately for someone with something better to eat and spots Beau tossing random things out of his bag** Please told me you've found your popcorn!

... Where did this come from? **reaches up to her head to find a green hat** Okay, a bit strange... **she tries to take it off, but it won't budge** Um, Alex... it's STUCK!

(When in the next award coming? It's been over an hour since the last one. **is trying so very hard to be patient but it isn't working** If anyone misses a speech, they can just jump in late and add it in, like Beau did.)

 

[Beauregard]

Ahh! Hats! *digs in baggage and pulls out a sombrara (sp?) Mexican hat* This should cover all your little Irish critters in one foul swoop.

I wonder when our fine presenter will finish his din dins. I found some stale popcorn...

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Leprechaun-which-was-poked-by-Beaker: Oh, you like that, do yeh? *pokes Beaker back*

Beaker:
Meeee?
Mwoomooo!
(Sinks his head into his shirt, blindly poking at the leprachaun)

Bunsen:
Beakie, stop poking the kind leprechaun!

Beaker:
Moope!

Bunsen:
Come now.

Beaker:
MWWWOOOMEEEEEE!
(poke poke poke)

Claudia:
Katie looks beautiful.
Peppy, too!
Alex, you look just darling.