Official Muppet Central Merchandise: Could it Happen?

[The Count]

*Calling from MC intercom: Robin! Robin the Frog and Lisa the Fraggle! You're on next!

 

[redBoobergurl]

No wait! They can't perform until I find their socks!

Darn socks, where are they?

Rowlf: You going to darn some socks?

No I said darn, as in, oh never mind.....

 

[Beauregard]

Annie-sue: Darn...a needle pulling thread...
Fred: Fred, a name, I call myself...

 

[Winslow Leach]

I would like a t-shirt with a penguin juggling several muffins on it. Or better yet...TWO...a t-shirt with TWO penguins juggling several muffins on it!

 

[The Count]

Oh-ho! So, Major Slug has attempted to infiltrate our ranks so he can get some contraband MC merch to that happy cow of his who has disappeared recently. Very well... Just make sure Private Happy Cow milks this new MC udder warmer for all it's worth. Yes, yes, bad joke and all that. Carry on, we expect you to get Old Macdonald and his farm-fresh products MC branded within the night.
Now get to it!

 

[D'Snowth]

Hey, you guys aren't supposed to keep ignoring me, you're supposed to wonder why I'm ignoring you!

Aw, what the heck, unlucky at MSN, unlucky at... um... rubber...

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* Thanks again, Cadet Ed, for handling new recruit... recruiting. I think I'll appoint you to General. So... in general, you're General Ed.

 

[MrsPepper]

This whole thread seems to be muffining. But I thought I would add that although legally it would probably be impossible to print our own merch with the word Muppet on it, if it were possible I think it would be sweet.

 

[D'Snowth]

This whole thread seems to be muffining. But I thought I would add that although legally it would probably be impossible to print our own merch with the word Muppet on it, if it were possible I think it would be sweet.

Yeah, what with Disney now having a copyright on the term "muppet".

In the words of Frank Burns, "oh nerts!"