I have something very important to say

[BobThePizzaBoy]

What's yellow and 1454 feet tall?
The Empire State Banana.

Wocka-wocka!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Oh Bob. You're going to drive us all bananas. (as if we weren't nuts already)
And I hope none of us have nightmares about invisible purple wombats luring us to our deaths in a river or something or other.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I have a grave announcement to make.
It was just reported at Disneyland Amusement Park that a tourist accidentally stepped on poor Jiminy Cricket. Hereafter the character will be renamed therefore in all future Disney merchandise as Jiminy Squash.

 

[BobThePizzaBoy]

I have a grave announcement to make.
It was just reported at Disneyland Amusement Park that a tourist accidentally stepped on poor Jiminy Cricket. Hereafter the character will be renamed therefore in all future Disney merchandise as Jiminy Squash.

Oh no! I hope he's okay.

 

[MartyMuppets]

It's all right. Tinker Bell revived him with some pixie dust.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Are there any pigs out there on the forum?

I mean P.I.G.s
Pretty Intelligent Guys or Pretty Intelligent Girls.

 

[Drtooth]

I would love to add one thing...

1

Anyone got something I can add it to?

 

[MartyMuppets]

I shall add another 1 and turn it into 2

 

[Drtooth]

I'm bored... so lemme tell you about a friend of mine...

My FRiend FReddy wears an AFRo
He likes FRankfurters and FRench FRies
he's a monster movie FReak
he saw FRankenstine all week
and then he gets so FRightened FRom it, he just cries and cries and cries.....

Then why in FReaking heck does he go to see monster films if the FRrighten him so much?

FReddy? your'e a FReaking fool!

 

[Winslow Leach]

I'm bored... so lemme tell you about a friend of mine...

My FRiend FReddy wears an AFRo
He likes FRankfurters and FRench FRies
he's a monster movie FReak
he saw FRankenstine all week
and then he gets so FRightened FRom it, he just cries and cries and cries.....

Then why in FReaking heck does he go to see monster films if the FRrighten him so much?

FReddy? your'e a FReaking fool!

Is this your friend Freddy by any chance?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5GVAcY4xYHo