The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

[D'Snowth]

Toast

Dang you, Pork!

 

[Kiki]

*Slinks into thread in a cat-like manner* What's with the toast, people?











































































































































































































Toast. Heehee.

Dumbest topic, eh? I can SO believe it.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

WHAT is UP with TOAST?

Um...it's delicious, duh!

No, I meant I like toast, and I love peanut butter... but the two of those put together doesn't sound very tasty... for that matter, neither does CHEESE and toast, though I had a teacher who ate that for breakfast every morning.

Mmm...reminds me of grilled cheese!

Lol! I know I was just being playful. I eat anything on toasted bread. XD

Me too! As long as it's in the form of a sandwich.

Only if there's toast involved.

Amen bro! High five!

Will Elephants ever fly?

Why yes! Yes they will!

Man! You guys are making me hungry fro some toast!

 

[Beauregard]

Toasted Tea Cakes....mmmmm....

 

[MartyMuppets]

*Slinks into thread in a cat-like manner* What's with the toast, people?

I'm afraid it burnt in the toaster while we've been arguing back and forth.

 

[Winslow Leach]

No, seriously...what was the original topic again? I am confuseth.

Something about porcine aviation, was that it?

I believe when you start a topic, you should stick EXCLUSIVELY to that topic, and not deviate from it.

The science of pig flying began in Italy during the 14th century. Lorenzo di Vincenzo Alfredo Carmine Crocetti III spent a good 35 years of his life trying to prove to the world that pigs could fly. He would take generations of swine from neighboring gardens (he didn't have his own pigs, ya see, so he was technicaly a pig-thief), and drop them off of cliffs. Unfortunately, 99.99999999% of the little piggies ended up falling straight down (SPLAT!) When neighbors enquired about their missing pigs, Lorenze di Vincenzo Alfredo Carmine Crocetti III would simply shrug and say "I dunno. Swine flu, perhaps?"

One miraculous day, Lorenzo di Vincenzo Alfredo Carmine Crocetti III actually DID get a purloined pig to fly, whom historians have since dubbed "Fred." Lorenzo etc. etc. III held Fred out in front of him, raised his leg, and with a mighty force, kicked Fred. Fred flew through the air for approximately 3.5 seconds, before landing unceremoniously with a loud THUD!

By now, the authorities were onto the pig-napper, witnessed Lorenzo di Vincenzo Alfredo Carmine Crocetti III's bizarre behavior, put two and two together, and arrested him for animal cruelty. Lorenzo etc. etc. III spent his last days in an asylum, still ranting that he made a pig fly!

What Lorenzo di Vincenzo Alfredo Carmine Crocetti III actually invented was the modern game of American football, where the ball in question is referred to as a "pigskin."

Oh yeah...

TOAST!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Wow! I never knew where that saying came from before! That's so coohl!

A toast to that

Cheers with fruit punch!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Wow! I never knew where that saying came from before! That's so coohl!

A toast to that

Cheers with fruit punch!

William, I was pulling your leg! I made up that whole "pigskin" story. Lorenzo di whatever was a figment of my imagination!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Oh! Hahaha! You really had me going their for a moment their!

 

[Teheheman]

Sounded good though, didn't it? Almost had me looking it up too

Daniel