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The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

D'Snowth

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Okay, so what's this special, secret, magic answer to yesterday's awkward question? Either way, the answer is no, because the day elephants fly is when pig fly.
 

Winslow Leach

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Mr. Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the orphanage...when pigs fly!

(Mr. Burns and Smithers laugh, until Homer's BBQ pig goes flying by their window)

Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?

Mr. Burns: No, I'd still prefer not to.
 

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HAWKEYE: Charles, B.J. needs $200, lend him some will you?
B.J.: Oh, you're VERY suttle!
CHARLES: $200? That certainly is a lot of money...
RADAR: Not for you...
CHARLES: Of course not, I was refering to Pierce's perverbial wit.
 

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Okay, so what's this special, secret, magic answer to yesterday's awkward question? Either way, the answer is no, because the day elephants fly is when pig fly.
So who was the pig who learned to fly at the same time Dumbo learned to fly? There was nothing at all said about him in the movie. :big_grin:
 

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This thread has gotten away from me. It's a stranger. I don't know it anymore.
 
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