You want to know how hot it is here? It's gotten so hot, and we haven't had any rain all month, we're ACTUALLY attracting VULTURES! I kid you not! We've got VULTURES now! Vultures a.k.a. buzzards! You people even furthur south than me giving us your wildfires isn't enough, now you people out west got to send us your fowl!
You people might be reading this and think I'm exaggerating... I'M NOT!