The corny joke thread

[Ilikemuppets]

That's the best way to run away!

 

[Oscarfan]

Hey, folks I'd tell you the joke about the roof, but I think it's over your head!

Hehehehe. Get it? Over your head, like roofs are....Hey, put those bricks down!

No, no. You can't pick up the chairs!

Who let him bring a cannon!

 

[D'Snowth]

LITTLE KID: Will you remember me tomorrow?
DAVID LETTERMAN: Yes.
LITTLE KID: Will you remember me in a week?
DAVID LETTERMAN: Yes.
LITTLE KID: Will you remember me in a month?
DAVID LETTERMAN: Yes.
LITTLE KID: Will you remember me in a year?
DAVID LETTERMAN: Yes.
LITTLE KID: Knock knock.
DAVID LETTERMAN: Who's there?
LITTLE KID: See? You forgot me already!

 

[Oscarfan]

Man in Crowd: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Get a job you no-talent nobody!

 

[Winslow Leach]

I had to hang some clothes today.

Their crime?

Being oh so fashionably chic!

 

[Oscarfan]

Hahahahahaha.....I don't get it.

 

[Pork]

Hahahahahaha.....I don't get it.

Hahahahahahaha, THat's a good one XD

 

[Oscarfan]

What you you get when you cross an octopus and a grandma?







































































I don't know, but it sure can play bingo!

*trap door opens* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *THUD!* Did I really deserve that?

 

[D'Snowth]

DUMB GUY: I was reading about the dinosaurs today.
DUMBER GUY: Why did the dinosaurs become exstinct?
DUMB GUY: The dinosaus got cocky. They made enemies...
DUMBER GUY: Oh, sort of like Americans?

 

[Oscarfan]

*rimshot*