The corny joke thread

[Ilikemuppets]

Cool! Heh! I often make people laugh with out necessarily ever trying.

 

[Pork]

what do you find in a clean nose?


fingerprints!(YUCK)

 

[Ilikemuppets]

That was pretty clever!

 

[Skye]

Why did Beethoven get rid of chickens?



because they kept going, "BACH, BACH, BACH"

Lol, I liked that one!

 

[lael]

What kinds of horses only go out after midnight?











NIGHTMARES! HA HA HA HA!​

 

[lael]

Lol, I liked that one!

Thanks! I've got a ton of them! I love a corny joke!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

It sure looks that way.

 

[ZootyCutie]

My brother told me this one!

How is Bart related to Homer?
He's his Simp-son!

Also, here's a little treat. Follow the link to see a song about bad jokes.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/puppetjam1.swf

 

[ZootyCutie]

Well, this is Muppet Central, so...

What did Ernie say to Bert when asked if he wanted any ice cream?
"Sure Bert!"

 

[lael]

Well, this is Muppet Central, so...

What did Ernie say to Bert when asked if he wanted any ice cream?

"Sure Bert!"

HA HA HA

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!​