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I Love trash
Here is a script for the closing number, I Love Trash.
Kermit: and now, for all you grouches out there, here is our closing number.
(curtain raises to reveal a city dump scene, with a dumpster at the end of the eft and a large pile of trash at the other end, which two pigs and beauregard--all dressed as garbagement--pick up trash. gaffer is in the trash pile as well. Bruno is holding oscars can, and oscar is in there)
Oscar: you know, Bruno, that dumpster over there would be a nice place to live, and so would that pile of trash over there, but I am satisfied with the can I live in. Of course, this would make a great vacation spot, because I Love trash! (music begins) "oh I love trash! anything dirty or dingy or dusty, anything ragged or rotten or rusty,... "
Danny Devito: (entering, wearing a garbage mans uniform) "yes, I love trash!"
Oscar: oh, i didn't know this was going to be a duet. ugh...
Danny Devito: (picking up a newspaper) "I have here a sneaker thats tattered and worn, it's all full of holes and the laces are torn."
Beauregard: "...a gift from my mother the day I was born".
Bruno: "I love it because it's trash".
Oscar: shut up, bruno!
(rizzo and two rars carry a newspaper)
Rizzo: "i have here a newspaper thirteen months old".
rat #1: I wrapped fish inside it, it's smelly and old".
rat #2: "but I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold".
Rizzo: "I love it because it's trash".
(gaffer pops up from a pile of trash)
Gaffer: (angrily) meow!
(the rats screem and run as gaffer chases them)
(boppity and Luncheon Counter Monster pop their heads out of the dumpster)
Boppity: "i've got a clock that wont work".
Luncheon Counter Monster: "and an old telephone".
Pig #1: "a rotton umbrella".
Pig #2: "a rusty trombone".
Oscar: "And I am delighted to call it my own".
Danny Devito: "I love it because it's trash".
oscar: "well, I love trash, anything dirty or dingy or dusty".
Pig #2: "anything ragged or rotten or rusty".
Beauregard: "yes, I love..."
Danny Devito: "I love.."
Oscar: "IIIIII... Love Traaaasshhh!"
(we see a close-up shot of the main balcony, which is filled with Sesame Street characters: ernie, bert, rosevelt franklin, little bird, grover, fat blue, biff, sully, lefty, deena, pearl, elmo, the count, countess dahling von dahling, herry, two-headed monster, sherlock hemlock, cookie monster, and little jerry & the monotones)
Here is a script for the closing number, I Love Trash.
Kermit: and now, for all you grouches out there, here is our closing number.
(curtain raises to reveal a city dump scene, with a dumpster at the end of the eft and a large pile of trash at the other end, which two pigs and beauregard--all dressed as garbagement--pick up trash. gaffer is in the trash pile as well. Bruno is holding oscars can, and oscar is in there)
Oscar: you know, Bruno, that dumpster over there would be a nice place to live, and so would that pile of trash over there, but I am satisfied with the can I live in. Of course, this would make a great vacation spot, because I Love trash! (music begins) "oh I love trash! anything dirty or dingy or dusty, anything ragged or rotten or rusty,... "
Danny Devito: (entering, wearing a garbage mans uniform) "yes, I love trash!"
Oscar: oh, i didn't know this was going to be a duet. ugh...
Danny Devito: (picking up a newspaper) "I have here a sneaker thats tattered and worn, it's all full of holes and the laces are torn."
Beauregard: "...a gift from my mother the day I was born".
Bruno: "I love it because it's trash".
Oscar: shut up, bruno!
(rizzo and two rars carry a newspaper)
Rizzo: "i have here a newspaper thirteen months old".
rat #1: I wrapped fish inside it, it's smelly and old".
rat #2: "but I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold".
Rizzo: "I love it because it's trash".
(gaffer pops up from a pile of trash)
Gaffer: (angrily) meow!
(the rats screem and run as gaffer chases them)
(boppity and Luncheon Counter Monster pop their heads out of the dumpster)
Boppity: "i've got a clock that wont work".
Luncheon Counter Monster: "and an old telephone".
Pig #1: "a rotton umbrella".
Pig #2: "a rusty trombone".
Oscar: "And I am delighted to call it my own".
Danny Devito: "I love it because it's trash".
oscar: "well, I love trash, anything dirty or dingy or dusty".
Pig #2: "anything ragged or rotten or rusty".
Beauregard: "yes, I love..."
Danny Devito: "I love.."
Oscar: "IIIIII... Love Traaaasshhh!"
(we see a close-up shot of the main balcony, which is filled with Sesame Street characters: ernie, bert, rosevelt franklin, little bird, grover, fat blue, biff, sully, lefty, deena, pearl, elmo, the count, countess dahling von dahling, herry, two-headed monster, sherlock hemlock, cookie monster, and little jerry & the monotones)