You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[ZeppoAndFriends]

And now for something completely different!

Just something I had buzzing around my head that I'd try to see what other people thought.

You may NOT! be an obsessed Muppet fan if...​

...you don't know Miss Piggy from kosher bacon.​

...someone says 'Zoot' and the first thing you think of is 'suit.'​

...mock-Swedish just sounds like incoherent babbling.​

...the thought of an eight-foot tall yellow bird confuses and/or scares you.​

...you think of a Studebaker as JUST another car.​

...you think 'Sesame' is a weird name for a street.​

...you don't find anything funny about explosions.​

...you've never seen a vampire count.

...you don't know what a Fraggle is.​

 

[Beauregard]

You may NOT be an obsessed fan if...

...counting does NOT always end in lightning.
...holes in the wall need filling.
...Rubber Duckies are just for children, and you find it weird for loads of adults to share a bath whilst singing about them.
...interspecies dating is just downright weird.
...ping-pong balls mean nothing to you.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Nice ones!

 

[Beauregard]

It's a great idea

 

[unclematt]

you may not be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

...when you hear the word Sprocket you think of Mike Meyers.
...a UK skit is just a skit that happens in the UK
...you think the Dr. Pepper people did a great job writing that "Mahna Mahna" songfor thier commercial
...you have never heard of Muppet Central

 

[Teheheman]

You may NOT be an obsessed Muppet fan if:
-you think that Kermit is a weird name for a frog
-you don't understand any connection between a pig and a frog
-you don't get why Beaker doesn't just say 'Screw it, I quit' to Bunsen
-you wonder how a frog has a banjo in the swamp
-you also question the logic of a frog standing on a moving bicycle with one foot
That's about it for now

Daniel

 

[Nick22]

You Might NOT Be an Obsessed Muppet Fan if......
1. You think buying a Photo Puppet Replica is a waste of money.
2. You think Muppet action figures are stupid.
3. You think Miss Piggy is JUST a pig.
4. You wonder why a bunch of animals and humanoids are all together doing random skits in a half hour show.
5. You hate the Muppets.
6. The Muppets scare you.
7. You can mock/make fun of/talk rudely about the Muppets in public (or in the privacy of your own home).

 

[Kiki]

If you're convinced that you're science teacher is/ is like Crazy Harry because he has an obsession with blowing things up. *Shrug* That's science teacher's fer ya.

 

[Quesal]

If you're convinced that you're science teacher is/ is like Crazy Harry because he has an obsession with blowing things up. *Shrug* That's science teacher's fer ya.

Well I guess when you graduate, your science teacher can help you go out with a bang WOCKA WOCKA!

 

[CBPuppets]

You may be an obsessed Muppet fan if The Muppets are the only thing you watch on Youtube.