Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

PETER: So It's Monday Night, Presidents Day and what should we do

ZOE: Why don't we take a swim in the pool

BABY BEAR: And Get some Burgers at Charlie's

LITTLE BIRD: So let's go!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *still sitting on the bed* Sooo..... um, well...... I'd better go check on the boys. *opens the trapdoor in time to see Sweetums hiding a pair of silver shackles* Sweetums?

Sweetums: WHOA.... um..... HIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiii.... *cheesy grin*

Alex: I'm not even gonna ask. As long as those aren't for Bean, I don't care what your extra-curricular activities involve.....

Sweetums: *sheepishly skulks out the door*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Blinks)
Sweetums, why do you have...
THOSE?

Bunsen:
(Reddens)
Oh my.

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes at their weird thoughts)
Mee meee mee.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Outta the gutter, boys.
That might be for Alex when she changes form.

Claudia:
(Blushes)
OHHH!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Alex: *still sitting on the bed* Sooo..... um, well...... I'd better go check on the boys. *opens the trapdoor in time to see Sweetums hiding a pair of silver shackles* Sweetums?

Sweetums: WHOA.... um..... HIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiii.... *cheesy grin*

Alex: I'm not even gonna ask. As long as those aren't for Bean, I don't care what your extra-curricular activities involve.....

Sweetums: *sheepishly skulks out the door*

Er, Sweetums...never mind.

So! Alex! Yeah...sorry, your roomie kinda shook me up a bit there for a sec...um...yes, well...uh...did I show you Lefty's hammock?

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Bean, what are they talking about? *to Claudia and the gang* Yeah, those are silver shackles. Just in case Alex tries to bite anyone. I thought they'd be handy, you know?

Bean: Don't look at me, I'm too cute and innocent to understand it....

 

[Winslow Leach]

Sweetums: Bean, what are they talking about? *to Claudia and the gang* Yeah, those are silver shackles. Just in case Alex tries to bite anyone. I thought they'd be handy, you know?

Bean: Don't look at me, I'm too cute and innocent to understand it....

Exactly...I certainly didn't mean to insinuate...um...hey, don't look at me, either! Uh...I'm also too cute and innocent to understand...well...I'm innocent...

Fpoon, Alex?

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: I'm gonna have to go have a talk with that young man.... later! So... Fpoons..... much more fun to say than "Spork" doncha think? It's sort of a joke my dad and I have, which I think stemmed off of a Jack in the Box commercial.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Rats!
Boober: Where?
Kim: Figurative rats, Boober.
Boober: Oh.
Gillis: What's the problem this time?
Kim: The price of a book I wanted to pre-order online; the total's bigger than what I've got left on my gift card. I knew I shouldn't have gotten that FoxTrot book while I was at B&N today...
Gillis: You could put it on hold for yourself at the library.
Kim: Yeah, and I already did that, but there are two people ahead of me.
Boober: It'll give you time to read the rest of the stuff you bring home. When you're not reading profiles, that is.
Kim: Thank you Boober, you're so helpful.
Boober: I try.

-Kim

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Clears throat)
Oh, ok, Sweetums!

Bunsen:
Que sera, sera!
(Chuckles)
Keep a watchful eye on her!
I'll be too busy to do so.

Claudia:
(Smiles)
(Blushing)
(Drags her roomies away)

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *blushes and hurries off*

Bean: Well.... here I am.... all by myself..... all by my cute little self..... alone..... in the hall...... no one around....... *gets spooked and runs into his room*