Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Prairie:Hiya Lefty! I know that the guy is supposed to ask girls to dances and stuff like that.But...well,it's the 21st century and things change.Girls ask guys out.So..um...do you want to go with me to the awards ceremony?

Lefty: Riiiiight, riiiiiiight! Sure, I'll go wit ya, Prairie! I tink it may be fun! Ya know, I'm feelin' better already, what wit da teddy bear dat Alex, Tony's goil, gave me, and now you askin' me ta dis awards ting. It would be a pleasure. I'll pick ya up. And don't worry...I won't be late like some people around here!

(glares at Newsie)

Riiiiiiight...riiiiiight....okay....yeah....I tink I know da room...riiiight...I've already cased dis place four times since I moved in, fer...uh...I mean...I walked around dis place a few times, soaking in da atmosphere. Riiiiight. So, okay, Prairie. I'll pick ya up in time fer da awards ting. Riiiiight, riiiiight! Tanks fer tinkin' of me!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Alex: *laughing as she opens the trap door* Sweetums heard me mention Ron Burgundy as he was walking in. I told him the other day that the only part of Anchorman I've ever seen was where Ron Burgundy sings that song (my brother used to watch it over and over). Oh! I have something for Lefty. *passes down a teddy bear holding a letter "O"*

Bean: *taps Alex on the shoulder and hands her something*

Alex: And this one's for Newsie.... *hands down a copy of the film "The Maltese Falcon"* I hope you boys feel a little better in the morning. And last but not least...... *gives Tony a shirt which reads: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."

Oh! (slaps forehead) Yeah...riiiiight...I mean, right, I remember that scene! I just didn't put two and two together. DUH!

Newsie: Hey, thank you Alex, for The Maltese Falcon. It's one of my favorite movies, how did you know? I feel much better already!

Lefty: Hey Alex...tanks fer da teddy bear! I like da O he's holdin'. Makes me wanna sell it to him...(Tony hits Lefty on the arm) I mean...of course I wouldn't do anyting like dat! Tanks a bunch! Yer a swell goil!

Awwww...sweetie! Thank you for the shirt! (Tony immediately puts on the shirt) Very awesome! I love the quote, it's always been one of my favorites! From As You Like It. Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony reaches up, and hands Alex a few items.

I picked these up this morning for you, sweetie. Here's a giant plush Hefty Smurf, holding a heart...got it? Okay, and here's a first edition of To Kill a Mockingbird...a copy of Hamlet...sorry, I couldn't find a first edition for this one...a fresh bouquet of daisies and sunflowers...got it? Okay...and finally...

I got you this ring. On the outside is the inscription, Two Hearts as One, Forever and Always, and on the inside is Alex & Tony - October 7, 2007.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Mokey: I saw Gobo and Wembley last night
Beth: Oh that's great! How are they?
Mokey: Good, real good. Gobo asked about Red
*Red had pointedly been ignoring the conversation up to this point and suddenly bursts in*
Red: He asked about me?
Mokey: Sure, he wanted to know if you were still around
Red: Oh....
Mokey: I told him of course, you'd never give up Beth as a roommate
Red: I suppose eventually I'll be bumping into him
Beth: You know it's just a suggestion, but maybe he'd like to go to the awards with you. Sounds like everyone is pairing up and looking for dates and such.
Red: But...but I don't....
Wanda: You could just ask him as a friend
Red: Hmm, maybe. Who are you guys going with?
Beth: Well, I hadn't had a chance to ask yet, but I thought I'd see if Bryan wanted to go and sort of chaperon Abby and Big Bird together. Seeing as we're both attached to someone outside of here I figured it wouldn't be a big deal.
Mokey: I thought I'd ask Beige Fraggle, he's a nice guy
Wanda: I'm hoping Rowlf might be around
Red: So you're all planning on bringing a date
Beth: Yes, but most of us are going just as friends, it's really not that big of a deal
Red: Ok, I think I'll ask him then
Mokey: Good for you Red!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Must we go shopping?
Isn't it a bit too early for buying clothes?

Claudia:
Please, Bunnie!
You're going with me to the ceremony, ok?
I just want you to be well-dressed!

Bunsen:
Uh, snazzy-like?

Claudia:
Yes.
Polished from head to toe!

Bunsen:
Glimmering like a diamond in the dark?

Claudia:
Yep!

Bunsen:
Being as handsome as always?

Claudia:
Ye-...
Don't push it.

Bunsen:
Tsstsst.

Beaker:
(Tags along)
Mee mee meeeeeeee!

Claudia:
You're gonna ask Rosita to go with you?
Is this because Tony asked Alex out?

Beaker:
(Shrugs, holds up a peace treaty)

Claudia:
WOW!
That's great!

Beaker:
Mee, meee mee meee mee mee.
Mee mee meeem eeeeeee.

Claudia:
Aw, you found out he was your admirer?

Bunsen:
Not romantically of course.

Beaker:
(Nod)
Mee mee mee!
Mee mee emmmmm...
(Scruches up his face at what Bunsen mentioned)

Claudia:
He was only clarifying it.
I did not make myself clear is all.

So it's us three.

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Ryguy, you realize Valentine's Day is tomorrow right?
Ryan: Yup.
Clifford: And most of us have dates.
Ryan: Please, I don't think I have to worry about Sam or Link having dates.
Clifford: Alright, but do you really wanna spend your night with them?
Ryan: Valid point. But I'm not planning on spending my night with them. For I am supposed to get my braces off this afternoon, which will instantly make me a total chick magnet.
Clifford: *smirks* Yeah, that's what was holding them back...

 

[Katzi428]

Lefty: Riiiiight, riiiiiiight! Sure, I'll go wit ya, Prairie! I tink it may be fun! Ya know, I'm feelin' better already, what wit da teddy bear dat Alex, Tony's goil, gave me, and now you askin' me ta dis awards ting. It would be a pleasure. I'll pick ya up. And don't worry...I won't be late like some people around here!

(glares at Newsie)

Riiiiiiight...riiiiiight....okay....yeah....I tink I know da room...riiiight...I've already cased dis place four times since I moved in, fer...uh...I mean...I walked around dis place a few times, soaking in da atmosphere. Riiiiight. So, okay, Prairie. I'll pick ya up in time fer da awards ting. Riiiiight, riiiiight! Tanks fer tinkin' of me!

Prairie: Great,Lefty!It'll be a lot of fun! And you're welcome.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(Back in the room after shopping)

Claudia:
Wait, tommorow is VALENTINE'S DAY?

Bunsen:
It is!

Claudia:
I hate Valentine's Day. -_-
I wanna crawl into a hole.

Bunsen:
Why?

Claudia:
Got the bucket on Valentines day in middleschool.
Had a fight with a pack of girls in highschool--they did not like me much.
Bad things happen on that day, I swear it!

Bunsen:
Okie-doke!
That's why I made you this!
(Gives her a bubblesuit)

Claudia:
For my own protection?
Aw thanks, you really shouldn't have.

Bunsen:
I'll put one on, too.

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Beaker:
(Goes over to Kathy's door and knocks)

 

[Katzi428]

Beaker:
(Goes over to Kathy's door and knocks)

answering door Hi there Beaker! How are you doing?
(BTW Claudia....I hate Valentines' Day too! )

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

(Don't we all, darling? LOL!)

Beaker:
Mee mee me- (Sighs, realizing he won't be understood well)

Bunsen:
Here I am!
Talk away, Beakie!
I'll transalate!

Beaker:
(Relieved)
Mee mee mee mee?
Meee mee mee meee?

Bunsen:
How are you today?
Would you mind if I had a small chat with Rosita?

Beaker:
(Nods to Bunsen approvingly, hands Kathy a chocolate heart)
Mee meee mee.

Bunsen:
Hope you like white chocolate.

Beaker:
Mee mee mee mee?

Bunsen:
What clothes are you weari-
Why, Beaker, what a naughty question!

Beaker:
(Nudges him)
MEEEP!

Bunsen:
OH! Me?
(Blushes)
Pardon me, Miss!
(Giggles)
This is a bubble-suit, Beaker!

Beaker:
(Looks to Kathy and does a psycho look to express Bunsen's weirdness)
Mee mee meee.

Bunsen:
Don't listen to him, he's craz-
What? Oh, Beaker, of course you don't mean that!
Silly you!

Beaker:
Meesheesh.