Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

*Mokey finds Gobo and Wembley in the hallway*
Mokey: Gobo! Wembley! I heard you were back, it's so good to see you *hugs them* Now all of us are living here again, it's so wonderful isn't it?

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Gobo: Hi Mokey, great ta see ya!
Wembly: Yeah, great ta see ya! I couldn't be happier to be back here!
Gobo: *trying to be casual* So, I here Red's still living with you. How's she doin' lately?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Sees chickens flying about in her room)

Bunsen:
It's poultry in motion!

Beaker:
(Chased by a chicken)
Mee meee...mwooooooooooo!

Claudia:
Out with the chickens, Neuter.

Bunsen:
(Runs out of the room as he is chased by giant chicken)
Ma'm, please keep your beak to yourself!
This is inappropriate, I say!

I am a melon-headed man, and you're a plump farmyard animal.
It just wasn't meant to be and this goes against even natural law!

However, Gonzo would love to dedicate his time to you...er.. in witnessing enchanting beauty.

Oh! Oof!

Claudia:
Have fun on your date, Bunnie!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Tony's in love with the ceiling?

Claudia:
I KNEW it!

Beaker:
Meep?
(Thinks of sweeping Alex off her feet)

Bunsen:
(Voice faint as he is so far away)
Well, that ceiling IS rather attracti-
Ma'm, what on earth are you...
OOF!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *watching Biff and Sully install the trap door* Cyrano deBurgundy? Ron Burgundy? The Anchorman? Hmmmm........ I wonder if he's related to Newsie at all...... *ponders a moment* Naw.....

Sweetums: *walks in, singing "Afternoon Delight"*

Alex: *glares*

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Me *hearing noise up above* I don't think I wanna know.
Wembly: Know what?
Me: I don't think I wanna know.
Wembly: Oh. Um, does this go on a lot around here?
It has many variations, but basically yes, it seems to have gotten even crazier since the last time we were here.

 

[The Count]

*Shuffles past others in the hall en route to room to bed.
Lefty, foiget about it... Sis's taken, she already has a guy.
Kate, glad you're back here at the dorms, sorry about Lou.
BTW: She can definitely come to visit on Thursday.
Hey Prairie, getting ready for your Valentine's Day appearance on the Sunny Side-Up Show?

Hope everybody's doing hunky-dory... Night all.
*Slips into Room #1 and promptly falls asleep, snoring aloud to Cookie Monster's dislike, dead to the world.

 

[Katzi428]

Hey Prairie, getting ready for your Valentine's Day appearance on the Sunny Side-Up Show?

Prairie:Sure am,Ed! Just one thing though.We don't get the Sprout channel in our dorm room.So Kathy and Rosita won't be able to see me on there.

 

[The Count]

*Coming out of our room...
Count: Neither do we... But I'm sure someone vill tape it for us to either see on youtube or hear on the podcast.
BTW: The announcement vas made... This veek ve'll be recording with Steve the award presentations.

Sure hope Kathy decides to go bowling to lift her spirits even higher. Just don't let her trounce you as badly as that guy on the sports show Ed watches weekday mornings.
*Waves good-night and closes the door again.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Hear that, Lefty? Ed just said Claudia is taken.

Lefty: Yeah, I hoid it...(sniffles) Sorry, I...I got a cold...

Lefty crawls into his hammock, his back to Tony.

Tony: You okay?

Lefty (softly sings to himself, as the hammock sways back and forth) How would ya like ta buy an O....

 

[Winslow Leach]

Hey Alex, I never thought of that, but ya know what? Who knows? The Newsman could very well be related to Ron Burgundy! I'll have to ask him when he gets back...if he gets back...

Oh, and, er...why is Sweetums singing "Afternoon Delight"?