Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Tony immediately starts doing the twist, while introducing himself.

Tony: Um, hi...I'm Tommy...I mean...Tony...nice to meet you, Sweetums. And Bean, I...Bean, where are you, little dude? Oh! There you are! Hi there, nice to meet you!

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *doing "the running-man"* Hi Tony! It's nice to meet you, sir. Will your room-mates be coming?

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony is now doing the Robot.

Well Bean...Alex whisked me out of my room before I even knew what was going on, heh heh! I didn't even have a chance to ask them, but they're so wrapped up in their work, I doubt they've noticed I'm gone! But I'll go down and ask 'em, if you want me to, little buddy. Just be careful of Crazy Harry. He likes to blow stuff up.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Hey, the more the merrier, right Bean?

Bean: Right Alex! *begins to breakdance*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony: Alright, I shall return!

(Tony leaves Alex's room; he's lost)

Um...oh yeah, the elevator's this way!

(Beat; Tony returns, in opposite direction)

Like I said, it's this way!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony enters his room.

Tony: Hey, did that little green freak get back yet?

Newsman: No.

Tony: Ah, who cares. You guys wanna go to a par-tay?

Newsman: What, now?

Tony: Yes, now. The room right above us. Don't you hear that music?

Newsman: How could I not?

Tony: Come on, don't be a stick in the mud! Live a little!

Newsman: Well...as long as I can do the Madison. Came in first place last year.

Tony: Uh, yeah, sure, whatever. Harry, you wanna come up, too?

Crazy Harry: Nah.

Tony: Aw, come on! It's gonna be a real bomb!

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say bomb ? !

Tony: Yes. I just did. But since you don't actually have a bomb on you, you can't demonstrate your abilities! Nyeah, nyeah, nyeah!

Crazy Harry pulls a cherry bomb out of his pocket, lights it, and tosses it across the room.

BOOM!

Tony: I stand corrected.

Crazy Harry leaps to his feet.

Newsman: Lead the way, sir!

Tony, the Newsman and Crazy Harry exit the room, heading for the elevator.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Hey...the new dormie showed up!I heard his name's Tony.
Rosita:Bueno! It'll be nice to have someone new in the dorms.Who's he rooming with?
Crazy Harry and The Newsman,I think.Let's not say anything where things will fall on us or cause us to be blown up.
the girls nod in agreement as we go to room 9 to welcome Tony

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony, the Newsman and Crazy Harry approach their door, where they are met by Kathy, Prairie and Rosita.

Tony: Hey guys! My name is Tony. This is the Muppet Newsman, and Crazy Harry.

Newsman: Pleased to meet you girls.

Crazy Harry (giggling) Likewise, I'm sure!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony opens the door to his room.

It is completely furnished.

There are two twin beds, one with SpongeBob sheets and pillowcase, a cot, and a hammock, which is hanging in the closet. There is a 32-inch, flat-screen TV, with DVD player. A large stereo is nearby. Three large beanbag chairs are tossed around the room. An empty bookcase/DVD/CD combination storage unit stands against a wall. Two small desks are also here.

Lefty sits proudly on the non-SpongeBob bed.

Lefty: Whaddaya tink?

Tony (speechless) L-lefty...?

Lefty: Yeah.

Tony: You...you bought us all this...?

Lefty: It fell off a truck.

Tony: Yeah, but--

Lefty: It fell off a truck! Dat's all ya need ta know!

Tony: Oh. Well. I call the SpongeBob bed!

Newsman: I'll take the one Lefty's sitting on.

Lefty: Good. Dat was da plan. I hoid da kid likes da Sponge. Me too. He makes me laugh. And I figgured da Newsman would wanna be more conservative, so I got 'im da no frills bed.

Tony: What's with the cot?

Crazy Harry leaps onto the cot, and giggles like mad.

Lefty: As ya kin see, dat's fer Crazy Harry. He's spent so much time on hospital cots, on account of several "accidents," he don't feel comfortable unless he sleeps on one. And da hammock hangin' in da closet is mine, so don't be gettin' any ideas. I like da hammock, 'cause the swingin' back and forth reminds me of when my mudder usta rock me to sleep.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Tony's the talk of the dorms, eh, Beaker?

Beaker:
[Readies his water gun]
[Nods, sweetly pats her head]

Claudia:
Um...wh-what are you doing with that gun?

Beaker:
[Eerie look to him, sweeps out of the room in secrecy]

Claudia:
Poor, Tony.
Someone's gonna get hurt.

Bunsen:
Beaker is to display his love for the fair Alex by "murdering" Tony in the process. Isn't that romantic?

Claudia:
Um, no.
[Runs out of the room in slow-motion]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
[Still going about slowly to a point of it being annoying]

Beaker:
[Walks by her in a flash]

Claudia:
That's the only reason slow-mo bites. -_-