Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Musing to self... Hmmm, guess Claudia got the Email OK, it didn't bounce back so that's good. Wonder if she figured out just which Disney star my #5's based on. *Sets up cassette player to start reading.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (on phone) Oh, hi, Count...yes, we heard...you need people to help start decorating? (scribbles something on notepad) Okay, I'll tell the others.
Erin: (entering kitchen) Who was it?
Nora: (hanging up) The Count. He and Uncle Deadly are trying to get people to help decorate for Jim's birthday tomorrow.
Erin: Excellent...anything specific?
Nora: Not sure yet.
Scooter: (coming in) What's going on?
Erin: We're going to start the prep for Jim's birthday and...how are you feeling?
Scooter: Just fine.
Storyteller: Get the thermometer and we'll know for sure. (Scooter holds the thermometer in his mouth - it beeps a few moments later) Let's see...98.6 in Fahrenheit, 36 in Celsius.
Beige: Down in the Cave, if we wanted to know if someone was feeling better we'd rub a chunk of purple moss on his or her forehead. If it turned chartreuse with orange spots, it meant five more days of bed rest.
Scooter: But I'm tired of bed rest...
Beige: But we've shown that you don't need any more bed rest, so there you go.

(up in heaven)
Jerry: So, everyone, what are we going to do?
Don: Set off a few servos under his cloud. Always appropriate.
Richard: I say we drop a huge bucket of confetti over him when he's not looking.
Joe: Well, I was going to play a few tribute songs on the piano for him...
Eren: But remember, the fans are going to be holding that huge party...
Jim: (flying over) Hi-ho, everyone, what's going on?
Jerry: (to others) Shhh! (to Jim) Oh, hello, Jim, we're just shooting the breeze here.

 

[Gloat]

*Boppity and Gloat appear on a stage placed against the wall in room 27, dressed as women, singing and dancing to the can-can, the stage is brightly decorated, it took them 7 hours to build, problem was it took up half the room, they soon finish the dance*

Adam: ....... Hm, was that worth 7 hours of solid work and taking away half the room? No, it wasnt

Boppity: Was it good?

Adam: Well i cant complain about the performance, you were actually pretty good, but now ya gotta take down the stage and put it all away, starting from now

Boppity and Gloat: ...

Adam: *gets up* dont worry ill help, as soon as ive had a walk, walks out into the common room for a walk around*

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: (holding Radar, goes downstairs to Kathy's room and peaks in) Kathy? Are you there? It's me, Big Bird. Oh there you are, Kathy! I just wanted to come down and see how you were because I heard the news that you were sad and having some scary dreams at night. I brought Radar over because I thought maybe you'd like to hold onto him for a while. Sometimes when I'm scared at night, I just hold him under my wing and snuggle up close to him and he makes me feel so much better. Please take him. You need him much more than I do right now. (to Radar) Now, Radar, you take good care of Kathy. She's a really special friend. See you later, pal! (hands the teddy bear over to Kathy). Oh, Bryan also wanted me to tell you that if you need anything, you can call.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Gloat and Bobbity doing the can-can in dresses?
Adam! Record them for me!
*Calls from her room with a giggle*

Bunsen:
Jim Henson's birthday?
Oh! I should help!

Beaker:
*Nods*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Problem is...


where do we start?


Claudia:
....wow...

 

[Gloat]

Adam: *walks into Claudia's* Dont worry, i video'd it on my phone *walks over and shows it to ya* Funny thing about it is they look stupid in dresses!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Sit here!
Bunnie, make the popcorn!

Bunsen:
Excuse me?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Extra butter on it!

Beaker:
MEEP!

*They all gather on the sofa*

Bunsen:
Hmph.
*Does the popcorn*

Claudia:
Where's Gloat and Bobbity?

 

[Gloat]

Adam: *starts to play the video* if ya want i can put it on video, and you can watch them making fools of themselves on widescreen! And they are back in the room cleaning up, that stage takes up most of the room, they should be over in, say.... 3 days, but lets spend all that time watching this video eh? *laughs*

 

[Katzi428]

Big Bird: (holding Radar, goes downstairs to Kathy's room and peaks in) Kathy? Are you there? It's me, Big Bird. Oh there you are, Kathy! I just wanted to come down and see how you were because I heard the news that you were sad and having some scary dreams at night. I brought Radar over because I thought maybe you'd like to hold onto him for a while. Sometimes when I'm scared at night, I just hold him under my wing and snuggle up close to him and he makes me feel so much better. Please take him. You need him much more than I do right now. (to Radar) Now, Radar, you take good care of Kathy. She's a really special friend. See you later, pal! (hands the teddy bear over to Kathy). Oh, Bryan also wanted me to tell you that if you need anything, you can call.

Awww taking Radar and cuddling him Thanks Big Bird!He sure is soft! I won't keep him for long though. I know that next to Snuffy,Radar's your buddy.
And tell Bryan thanks! reaching up and giving Big Bird a kiss on his beak

 

[The Count]

Wow... Who knew Cider House was so long and dense and rich...
UD, talking into the furnace in the corner of our room...
No Don, you set those up last 4th of July.
No, we used the confetti on Mardi Gras.
The piano songs are a nice touch... Though that might be what some of these fans propose at either the coffee house or Christy's Bar & Grill.

Count, talking to some other recruits on the phone... Yes, ve'll vant as many Muppets and friends from town there for the grand parade. *Aside while cupping his hand over the receiver: Oh, how many friends I'll get to count. Yes, tell the Chef and Sarah Y to make us a celebratory cake. Vill call Guy Smiley and Cantus to get them here on time, as vell as Valdorf.