Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Wow, something smells good...(opens door) is this the much-acclaimed goodtime goomba garbanzo soup? Thanks, Uncle Deadly! And give our thanks to Ed and the Count.
Beige: What's going on?
Erin: Ed, the Count and Uncle Deadly sent over some comfort food for us. (sets tray down at table)
Storyteller: Goodness, that smells good. I'll have to ask for the recipe.
Nora: Wow, are those biscotti?
Storyteller: Oh - I heard a question from Prairie and Rosita: will we have to quarantine Scooter?
Beige: I'm not sure. I mean, we're not hanging the signs on the doors, so...
Erin: No, we're not going to quarantine Scooter. I mean, we're getting medicine into him, so that reduces his chances of sneezing or coughing on people.
Nora: That'd be bad if we had to quarantine him - I mean, Mrs. Farley's been showing me this book on the cholera epidemic that hit London in the 1840s, and...
Erin: Tell Mrs. Farley she's fretting too much. And if we had to quarantine Scooter, we'd have to quarantine you guys, too. (picks up bowl of soup and takes it off to Scooter) The rest of you, dig in.

(Scooter's room)
Erin: Scooter? Do you feel like eating anything?
Scooter: (moan) Maybe.
Erin: Here, Uncle Deadly brought over some goodtime goomba soup. It should help.

(Scooter sits up and starts to slowly eat)

Scooter: (swallowing a mouthful) This is good stuff...
Erin: And don't worry, you can have people come to visit while you're laid up...Prairie wanted to bring you some Jello but Kathy warned her off.
Scooter: (taking another mouthful of soup) Prairie can come - and tell her I like lime and orange.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Oh, I hope young Scooter gets well soon.
For some odd reason, guilt tugs at me when
someone falls ill.

Claudia:
Yeah, I get that way too.
*looks out the window*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Poor kid.

Beaker:
Meee.

 

[Katzi428]

on phone :Ah ha...mm-hm...OK that's good to hear....right ...I'll tell them..thanks Erin...bye!
OK Prairie & Rosita..you're in luck. Scooter is not quarantined.Plus he feels well enough to eat. He requests lime or orange flavored Jello.
Prairie:Sounds fine.
Rosita: We'll make both kinds. And we'll visit him for a short time.
Good idea.I'm going to print out a get well card for him.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (on phone) Okay, Kathy, that's just fine. We're all going to be here all evening. You and Prairie and Rosita can come over when you're ready...great, thanks, see you then. (hangs up)
Storyteller: Sit down, Erin, your soup's getting cold.
Beige: And wait, didn't you have a meeting to cover?
Erin: I did - and it was shorter and much less chaotic. (sits down and starts to eat) I don't have to hammer out a story in the office tonight.
Nora: That's good - so no heartburn for you. (fingers package of biscotti) I don't think Scooter can really eat these, can't he?
Storyteller: Nope, only soft foods for him these next few days. Those biscotti would hurt his throat.
Erin: Kathy and Rosita and Prairie are going to bring him some Jello and a get-well card later on.

 

[Katzi428]

All set,Prairie & Rosita?
Bothgirls:All set
Gaffer nudges at me with a small toy ball
Is this a get well present for Scooter,Gaffer?
Gafferrrt..
OK..thanks kitty..you're very sweet. scratching Gaffer under the chin We'll be back in a while.
knocking on Erin's door Visitors from Room 6! We have lime Jello orange Jello, a get well card from all of us, a small hand held game,and a toy kity ball. Gaffer wanted to contribute the last thing.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Hello, room 6, come on in. (shows them in) I think you guys know Nora...
Nora: Hi, everyone.
Erin: As well as Storyteller...
Storyteller: Delighted.
Erin: And this is Beige, who moved in at the start of the term.
Beige: (kind of formally) Good evening.
Storyteller: Oh, Beige, lose the guardian-at-the-gates attitude, they're just our dormmates.
Erin: Okay, Scooter's room is in here...(knocks on door) Scooter? You've got company.
Scooter: (muffled) Come in?
Erin: (enters with Kathy, Prairie and Rosita) They brought you some Jello - two flavors, no less.
Scooter: (cough, sniffle) Thanks, guys, this looks good. (starts to slowly eat) And it is good.
Erin: They also got you a get-well card, a hand-held game and...um...
Scooter: A cat ball?
Erin: I think that's from Gaffer.
Scooter: (slurping up another small spoonful of Jello) Well, tell her I said thanks, too.

(out in kitchen)
Storyteller: Okay, so you're having the raspberry ripple, and so I think I'll go into the freezer while Erin's not looking and...
Erin: That last scoop of Swiss chocolate swirl is mine, do you hear me?

 

[Katzi428]

Hi Nora,Storyteller & Beige!Sorry we've never really talked before.
Prairie:Hi ladies!
Rosita:Hola! I mean hi!
going into Scooter's room
Hey kiddo!lightly ruffling his hair Sorry you feel so blecchh.
Rosita:You'll be better in no time flat.
Prairie:I gotta explain about the kitty ball.Gaffer's feelings would have been hurt if she didn't contribute anything.Just be glad it wasn't a mouse!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (munching on biscotti) Well, actually, Prairie, Beige is a boy.
Beige: Oh, that's okay - the name Beige is also a girl's name. (to Prairie) Don't worry about it.

Scooter: I remember Gaffer - she did a good job in "The Cat Came Back."
Erin: Yes, and it is a good thing she didn't send a mouse - Storyteller would go ballistic.
Nora: (in doorway) Erin, here's your Swiss chocolate swirl. Storyteller says you're being selfish.
Erin: Tell her I said I've been running around all day, so I've earned it. (to Kathy, Prairie and Rosita) You guys want some ice cream? We've got raspberry ripple, orange swirl, mint chocolate chip...and just plain vanilla.

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: Hey, Sal, you smell that?
Sal: It wasn't me Johnny.. I didn't none of dem tacos earlier!
Johnny: No, Sal.. it smells like soup.
The Two-Headed Monster: Sumin forda we ta eatin'?
Don: I'm sure if they wanted us to have soup, they'd have brought some up.. they can't expect the great Don Music to stop working to eat!

Randall: (just entering the room) Hey guys! I brought sushi!
Johnny: Sal, see about getting us some soup, eh?
Sal: Right.. (leaving) ALL RIGHT.. GOING TO GET SOUP FOR JOHNNY FIAMA...

 

[Katzi428]

Nora: (munching on biscotti) Well, actually, Prairie, Beige is a boy.
Beige: Oh, that's okay - the name Beige is also a girl's name. (to Prairie) Don't worry about it.

Prairie:OK...I'll try not to worry but I am embarrassed.

Scooter: I remember Gaffer - she did a good job in "The Cat Came Back."
Erin: Yes, and it is a good thing she didn't send a mouse - Storyteller would go ballistic.

all of us laughMe:Yeah...I think so!

Nora: (in doorway) Erin, here's your Swiss chocolate swirl. Storyteller says you're being selfish.
Erin: Tell her I said I've been running around all day, so I've earned it. (to Kathy, Prairie and Rosita) You guys want some ice cream? We've got raspberry ripple, orange swirl, mint chocolate chip...and just plain vanilla.

Prairie:I'll have raspberry ripple please.
Rosita:Orange swirl for me please.
I'll have mint chocolate chip,please.