Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *pops up from his trashcan from down the hall* Awwwww glad to be back. Now i need to play a trick on someone to make this new semester a grouchie one. Now who will it be? *rubbing hands together*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: So is Claudia still rooming with Bunsen and Beaker?
Scooter: Nope - she's rooming with Bunsen, Beaker and Dr. Phil van Neuter.
Erin: Uh-oh - two mad scientists, plus Claudia, in the same room. This could get scary.
Scooter: So do you need to keep these bomb shelter plans?
Erin: We might need them before long.
Nora: Erin, which room are you in?
Erin: Second on the right. I'm across the hall from Beige, which puts you across the hall from Scooter.
Scooter: What about Storyteller?
Nora: She's got her own hut; she's going to set that up in the common room, by the stereo.
Storyteller: Tell me, everyone, should I go with the palm trees motif or should I go for the stone and moss look?

(a familiar-looking angel looks in through the kitchen window)

Richard: So, room 7 has gone coed.
Erin: We have. Come on in, Richard, say hi to your alter egos.
Scooter: Hi, Richard, nice to see you again - Beige, this is Richard Hunt.
Beige: Hello, Richard, nice to meet you.
Richard: (flying in) Hello, hello...everyone settling in? No incidents or anything?
Scooter: Well, everyone's still moving in, so we probably won't hear any explosions for a bit.
Nora: Wow - listening to those three speak, it's like hearing the same voice in stereo.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:YAAAAYYY! Back in good ol' Room 6! You know even though we haven't been far from each other long,I still missed you guys.unpacking her kitten poster and placing it above her bed ona pink wall
Rosita:I missed you both too.I think we're like sisters.placing a map of Mexico on the wall near her bed
bringing in my box of DVDsUgh..is this heavy!placing it on the table near my bed. I'll put my Garfield stuff up later.I missed you girls too! Like you said Rosita,we're like sisters.
pawing from a cageGaffer:Meow!
Rosita:Oh Gaffer...I'm sorry!taking Gaffer out of her cage & putting fresh water & food in separate bowls There.NOW you're all set.

 

[Erine81981]

*yells down to Kathy and her gal pals* Hey girls and kitty too! *walks down the stairs* Hows things going?

 

[Katzi428]

*yells down to Kathy and her gal pals* Hey girls and kitty too! *walks down the stairs* Hows things going?

KYLEEEEE!(((HUGS)))) Good to see ya!
Rosita: Hola Kyle!¿Que pasa?
Prairie:Hiya Kyle! Glad you're here again.
Gaffer:Meow...meow...purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I think Gaffer's saying she's glad to see you too.

 

[Erine81981]

I am glad to see ya'll again.

Herry: *comes downstairs* Hey Prairie and Rostia. Kyle you better get up here quick. Animal from Maddie's room is trying to attack Bruce.

Ok. Thanks Herry. Be back. *rushes back upstairs*

 

[ZootyCutie]

*hanging onto Animal's chain*

Animal! NO! Don't attack him! Floyd, I could use some help here!

Floyd: Hey man, don't look at me. I've taken my share at caring for Animal. You're on your own.

FLOYD! DO THIS OR I'LL POST THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON HERE!

Floyd: Which one?

The Ziggy Stardust one.

Floyd: Not that one! Fine! Down Animal!

Animal: DOWN!

Floyd: Back!

Animal: BACK!

Floyd: Sit!

Animal: SIT!

There, you see how things work out when you listen to me?

Floyd: *mockingly* You see how things work out when you listen to me? You're lucky I don't end up sicking Animal back on you.

Animal likes me. He wouldn't do that to me. Sorry about that Bruce. Sorry Kyle. We were moving our furniture in the room, and FLOYD let go of the chain.

Floyd: Don't bring me into this!

Stop saying words. Anyways, we're really sorry about what happend, aren't we Floyd. Floyd?

Floyd: *with Ipod buds jammed in his ear.* Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)!

I would be conviced by that, but I can tell it's turned off.

Floyd: Dag, yo.

Once again, Ryan and Bruce, I'm really sorry. Come on Animal, come on bassman. *leaves to the room*.

Floyd: What are you saying? Are you saying that you own me?

Animal: ALL YOUR BASSMAN ARE BELONG TO US!

Well put, Animal.

 

[Erine81981]

Bruce: *hiding behind Kyle*

It's ok Maddie. Don't worry. I know how Animal can get. And don't worry Flyod. I know where your coming from. *points to Oscar*

Oscar: What? I don't act like him. Aggghhhhh! *slams trashcan lid*

Will you be ok Bruce?

Bruce: I hope so. Next time i will show him something.

Herry: We don't want any fighting going on here. We are are peaceful monsters.

Grover: And cute ones too.

Everyone laughs.

Don't worry Bruce. You'll get the hang of it here.

Bruce: I know i will. Thanks for letting me stay with you and the guys.

Glad we could have you here.

Bruce: *peeks into Maddie's room* Don't worry about a'thing Maddie. And Animal sorry if i startled you.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *standing on the lawn outside the front doors* I sure hope that our host here got our application on time...
Beau: Or we'll be sleeping in the baggage compartments on trains again...
Bo: ...That was stowing away, Beau. We needed a ride to North London from Mexico.
Beau: Oh I think that's a right, and straight on.
Bo: ...Did I ask for directions?
Beau: Sometimes it's the people who don't as for direction, who need it the mostest. *pokes Bo*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *unpacking stuff in room* *stretches* Boy, it'll be nice to sleep on something other than shingles.
Gonzo: Speak for yourself! I loved it up there, I don't understand why we didn't just move on the roof.
Ryan: Well, personally I'm all for that too, Gonzo, but Sam wouldn't let us.
Gonzo: Who?
Ryan: Sam Eagle, he's moving in with us.
Gonzo: ...What?
Ryan: Yup. He needed a place to stay, and I figured we needed a bit more culture in class around here.
Gonzo: Y-y-you're not serious... are you?
Ryan: Why would I joke about this sort of thing?
Gonzo: Because you're cruel and unusual?
Ryan: I'll give you unusual.
Clifford: *pokes head in* Yo, Ry, Sam Eagle's at the door, says he's movin' in with us. Heh, and he thinks we're the crazy ones.
Ryan: Cliff?
Clifford: Yeah dude?
Ryan: Let 'im in.
Clifford: Now why would I do that?
Ryan: Because Sam's moving in with us.
Clifford: ...*looks to Gonzo*
Gonzo: *nods slowly*
Clifford: *sighs* That's it, I'm transferring...
Ryan: Oh, c'mon guys, it won't be that bad.
Camilla: *over-hearing* *struts in* Brawk bawk?
Gonzo: Sam moving in with us.
Camilla: Brawk!
Gonzo and Clifford: I know!
Ryan: *rolls eyes* *opens door* Hi Sam! Welcome to--
Sam: *pushes past Ryan* Let me in, will you? There's some moronic... pig outside in the hall, claiming he lives here. Hmph, as if you, Ryan, would allow such a--*spies Gonzo* *mouth falls open*
Ryan: Link! C'mon, this is the room you're looking for.
Link: *walks in carrying a duffel bag* Mmhm, I thought so. It does have that... pig sty feel to it.
Ryan: *frowns* Thanks. You can throw your stuff in that room back there. Cliff and I stay back there.
Clifford: You can not be serious, Ry.
Ryan: Yes Cliff, I am. With Uncle D. and Rizzo gone, I figured we needed some more fun.
Clifford: Ryan... girls are fun-- heck, even Scooter's fun compared to these guys!
Ryan: Aw, ligten up, it won't be that bad.
Sam: *gasps* Won't be that bad? Ach-- ugh-- how can you say such a thing? We're living with... with this... this thing! *motions to Gonzo*
Gonzo: Hey, I don't like it anymore than you do!
Camilla: Bragawk!
Link: *pokes head out of door* Ryan, I hope you don't mind... but I pushed all of your stuff onto the floor so I could have room on the bed. Thank you! *retreats back into bedroom*
Ryan: *shakes head* *closes Dorm room door* Another year, another adventure. Who's up for pizza?