Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: *coming out carrying the presents* Hey, heralde! Welcome to the dorms!
Tosh: Who's that?
Kim: That's heralde, one of the members of the RHLC. She's here for Richard and Alex and Beaker and Don's birthday part today.
Gillis: The RHLC...that's one of the little clubs you belong to, isn't it?
Kim: The only club, Gillis. And given your relationship with Richard you could be considered an honorary member yourself, you know.

-Kim

 

[CensoredAlso]

Kim: *coming out carrying the presents* Hey, heralde! Welcome to the dorms!
Tosh: Who's that?
Kim: That's heralde, one of the members of the RHLC. She's here for Richard and Alex and Beaker and Don's birthday part today.
Gillis: The RHLC...that's one of the little clubs you belong to, isn't it?
Kim: The only club, Gillis. And given your relationship with Richard you could be considered an honorary member yourself, you know.

-Kim

Oh yeah Gillis! I like him! I always wondered why he disapeared halfway through the "Day the Music Died" episode! Hehe

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *grumbles at homework as Dormies head down to the party* Clifford, tell Claudia that she can keep the handkerchief, she'll know what you mean.
Clifford: Ew.
Ryan: That's what I said.
Red: You mean you're not coming to the party, Ryan?
Ryan: Well, not right now, Red, I've got some homework to-
Red: Oh, c'mon, you're being a real Doozer, ya know that? Time for fun!
Ryan: *scrunches up face* Red, I don't think you really understand that I have to do this work, and-
Red: Doozer-head! *skips out*
Ryan: *frowns* I despise the educational system...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Hi, heralde, how's it going? (pause) Bunsen, don't even think about testing your latest devices on the party guests. That's an order!
Storyteller: So what time does this foolishness start?
Erin: (snort) I'd say it's already started. (pause) Let's get the food out to the buffet tables around 7 or so.
Nora: (enters room) Hi, heralde, haven't seen the rest of the RHLC - except Erin - since that pie fight you guys had. (to others) I'm sorting the presents - we've got a macrame shawl and some dream catchers for Janice, a silver charm bracelet for Alex...
Erin: Good point - last thing we need is for her to turn into a werewolf. But we're nowhere near a full moon, so we're good.
Nora: And some books of sheet music and a poster of Gershwin for Don...wait, where did Richard go?
Erin: Went back to heaven to get ready. He and his celestial pals should be cruising in here eventually.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Oh yeah Gillis! I like him! I always wondered why he disapeared halfway through the "Day the Music Died" episode! Hehe

Gillis: Because I had other duties that needed my attention, that's why.
Kim: Stop it, Maestro. *places the gifts on the gift table* And actually Erin, the foolishness started when the dorms were first established. It just hasn't ended.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

You hate the educational system Prawny? *Bangs head on desk. These totals keep coming out wrong... Oh, I'll never finish it all. And there's still that term paper I've um, pushed aside for the time being...
*Peeved at trying to get everything done.

 

[Beakerfan]

*Pepe and Animal run into bedroom*
Animal: AL-EX! AL-EX!
Pepe: Looklooklook! We have made the cake hokay!
Alex: It's beautiful guys! Janice will love it!
Pepe: Did you wrap the other presents hokay?
Alex: Sure did! Beaker's Beyonce poster J-Lo CD are wrapped and ready to go, as well as Richard's felt flowers which we all made for him, and Don Music's CD of Bach.
Animal: AH BACH!
Alex: *smacks forehead* Ok... um.... let's go pass out the presents! First, I'll put the cake in this carrier so nothing will happen to it. Ok! Let's go find Beaker first!
Pepe: I will carry Senior Hunt's flowers and Senior Music's CD hokay!
Alex: Ok, and Animal, since you and Pepe made it, you can carry Janice's cake.
Animal: Yeahyeahyeah! *grabs cake* *sees Alex give him a stern look* Care-full!
Alex: And I've got Beaker's presents! Let's go!
*the three head off to find Beaker*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Or maybe the foolishness really started when Jim and the gang got together for the first time.
Nora: Erin? We've got presents for everyone except...
Erin: No, he's covered...I've gotten permission from Ed to plant a peony garden out by the performance stage, so that's one of them. I'll tell you about the other one in a bit. (looks at watch) Let's move the food. We've got salads, shish kebabs, wraps and the vegetable platters, and (sticks head out window)...yes, smells like someone's fired up the grill.
Storyteller: And the desserts?
Erin: We'll move those out last, since they've got to stay refrigerated for a bit.

(Group heads out to party area, bearing bowls and trays of food, along with their presents for the gift table.)

(Meanwhile, a large group of angels, also bearing appropriate gifts and the like, flies in from the northeast and turns in the direction of the campus. The group is led by Richard, and includes Jim, Jerry Juhl, Joe Raposo, Don Sahlin, other deceased Muppet crew members and a few TMS guest stars as well.)

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Betty Lou: *whispering* Kim! I don't think we got a present for Richard!
Kim: *also whispering* Don't worry, Betty Lou. I've got it covered.
Betty Lou: Are you sure?
Kim: Trust me.

-Kim

 

[Gloat]

Adam: *charges in the door* Guys!

Gloat: What?

Boppity: What've you done now?

Adam: The gifts!

*Boppity and Gloat look up* ..................

*all jump into middle of the room, grabbing all their money and throwing it on the table*

Adam: How much we got?

Boppity: *counting* 450

Adam: 50 each, and.... *walks around room, then opens freezer*

Gloat: *runs round the table and slams the freezer shut* No! Don't go in there *Boppity joins him*

Adam: Wha..? What you guys hiding in there?

Boppity and Gloat: Nothing!

Adam: *Holds them both in the air by the neck with left hand, then with the right opens the freezer, which is filled to the brink with chocolate cake* .... *drops them* Why?

Gloat: We like cake

*grabs several cakes and brings them next to the money on the table* For once your stupidity has saved us, we give each 50 and.... 3 chocolate cakes

Boppity: But we'll have no cakes for ourselves

Adam: I'll get you both a carrot next time i go to the market, now empty the freezer, and if any of you lay one claw on on cake, you'll have Bunsen's experiments to answer to

Boppity and Gloat: Yes sir!

Adam: The take everyones gifts and leave them on their doors, and when they answer that door, **** well give em the cutest smile you can give!

Boppity and Gloat: Yes Sir!

Adam: Good, then ill have a coffee while you're doing that

*They both do as they are told....*