Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hoo-hoo! I'm back, Kathy! Here are your Kitty Krunchies. Hello there, little kitty. Aren't you cute! (holds Gaffer) And stinky! Oh boy! Can I offer you some toothpaste too?

 

[Katzi428]

Ernie: Hoo-hoo! I'm back, Kathy! Here are your Kitty Krunchies. Hello there, little kitty. Aren't you cute! (holds Gaffer) And stinky! Oh boy! Can I offer you some toothpaste too?

Heehee Ernie!Thanks! Yeah...I agree Gaffer has bad breath right now. But it'll wear off..I promise.pouring some Kitty Krunchies into Gaffer's bowl Here Gaf ...
Gaffer darts out of Ernie's arms and runs to her food bowl like she hasn't eaten in a LONG time!
...fer. Ernie,I hope she didn't hurt you.Here...have some chocolate chip you know whats for the road.See ya later!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: (taking the cookies) Gee...thanks, Kathy! That's the best tip I've ever gotten. Bye bye! (runs out)

 

[MartyMuppets]

Bill: I must ask Grover if he's heard whether Super-Grover has had any luck finding my friend Marty.

(strange eerie voice wafts through the dorm) Biiiilllll! Biiiiillll!
Bill: What the hey?
Voice: It's me. It's meeeee!
Bill: Marty?

Voice slowly fading away: Bill, it's meeee! I am trying to re..... (fades out completely)

Bill takes out a handkerchief and mops the cold sweat that broke out on his forehead.
Bill: That was creepy. Maybe my imagination is going wild worrying about Marty. I am going to go ask Kyle and his friends soon if they have any news from Super-Grover and I also hope Kyle's cousin is recuperating well and that the birthday party for his neice was a joyous occasion.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Everyone seems to be so...
Clifford: So what?
Ryan: I don't know, I was just trying to make something out of this post.
Clifford: Oh. Well how's that goin'?
Ryan: How does it look like it's going?
Clifford: Poorly?
Ryan: Exactly.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: (walking down the hallway holding his bag of cookies from Kathy, bumps into Telly) Oops! Sorry, Telly.
Telly: (in reporter costume) It's okay.
Ernie: Hey, are you doing another Monster-On-the-Spot?
Telly: I sure am!
Ernie: Mind if I watch?
Telly: No problem!
Ernie: Oh great!
Anything Muppet: (with a camera) And we're in 5...4...3...2...(points to Telly)
Telly: This is Telly Monster, your Monster-On-the-Spot, with an update on our missing person. He's still missing! Martin has been missing for days now and no one seems to know where he is. What on Earth are we going to do!
Ernie: Maybe we should play "Journey to Marty"!
Big Bird: (walks in) I love that game!
Ernie: Khekhekhe!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *Reading Isle of the Meeps*

Claudia: *Next to Beaker reading it* *Giggle* The author made you so dignified! I love this story.

Bunsen: Who did who dignified?

Claudia: Read it yourself I think it's a great story as he portrays your scaredy cat side better.

Bunsen: *Reads* Oooo...wait my legs shake?

Claudia: Yah..their shaking now.

Bunsen: *Leg shaking* Well..I would not want to be tied up in the land of the Beakers!

Beaker: *Glares* MEEMEEEPMEEEPEMEEEP!

Claudia: Bunnie--you're just jealous because he has his own island!

Beaker: Indeed. Now do not insult me further Dr. for I demand utter respect.

Claudia and Bunsen: *Gasp*

Beaker: *Takes out mini translator machine* Meemeeemeemmomowee.

Claudia: Jeebus Beakie you scared us half to death!

XDDD

Bunsen: Good one.

*Corny end music*

 

[BEAR]

A plate of Sesame Seed honey bars are left at Claudia's doorstep with a note reading:

Dear Claudia, Dr. Honeydew and Beaker,

Just wanted to welcome you to the Muppet Dorms. I hope that we'll soon be good friends. Enjoy these treats we made.

Your friends in Suite #29,
Bryan, Big Bird, Telly Monster, Bert and Ernie.

 

[The Count]

Actually Bry... Claudia's room is directly above yours. So maybe you might see each other sooner than you think.

*Spots Claudia too... Hi Claudia. So you know, Alex (Beakerfan) is actually a girl. Speaking of which, please LMK if you have any progress done on that little request of mine. Thanks.

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello from the dorms management team.

Just wanted to say... Happy birthday to Pepe the King Prawn. If you want to help with the party preparations or drop off a card or gift, talk to Alex in Room #42 up on the third floor. You can't miss it, her room's directly above Peter's.
So, have fun everybody and many happy birthday wishes to that little crustacean.

PS: Beth and Kim, you have a new applicant case pending your review, please PM me ASAP.