Xerus
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The Noisy Sirloin. We see Luis Avalos at a table in a restaurant. His waiter, Morgan Freeman, served Luis a SIRLOIN. But the sirloin was making loud sizzling noises. He told Morgan that his sirloin was too NOISY and was hurting his ears. Morgan said he'd fix that and started making cute sweet talk to the sirloin like it was a baby and the noise stopped. Then Morgan left. Then Luis said now he can eat it. The sirloin got upset and started up the loud sizzling again. Luis tried to sweet talk the sirloin again and offered it some salt and pepper.