Sesame crushes

[CoolGuy1013]

And now last night I learned he's older than my dad. I'm scared.

How is that scary?

 

[crackmaster]

How is that scary?

It's because he's older than my dad. My crushes are usually born in the 60s. This guy was born in 1956. But hey, I had a crush on Mark Hamill (who was born in 1951) once, even if it was only him in the original Star Wars trilogy.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Lilian in “Transylvania 12345.” And occasionally Gina from time to time.

 

[crackmaster]

Gary Owens, since he narrated the "Today's Secret Drawing" segments and the infamous "D commercial." RIP, and I never even knew who he was when he was alive!!

 

[Muppet Master]

Though I'm not gay or bi, David was very attractive in the early seasons. He just had that cool energy to him.

I definitely had a crush on Gina growing up and I would have had a huge crush on Maria if I had been a kid in the 70s.

 

[LittleJerry92]

I may or may not have written a little private fanfic of myself and Allison Bartlett O’Reily.

Spoiler

Honestly even at 50 I would destroy that.