Let's see how many replies we can get to this post!

[cjd874]

 

[fuzzygobo]

Shut up and sling your hash!

 

[Blue Frackle]

I love this:

"You cut your own hair? You look like you've been electrocuted you ******"

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1246361867821314049

 

[Old Thunder]

How long is the lambake?

 

[Any Del]

There once was a chef named Zack.
Who's skills in which he lacked.
When in the kitchen
He wasn't a magician
Therefore, he won't be coming back.

 

[tutter_fan]

'Hi! My name is Denzel Crocker! I work at Dimmsdale elementary school, and I am Timmy Turner's teacher! One of my hobbies....... is CATCHING FAIRY GODPARENTS, FAIRY GODPARENTS, FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Old Thunder]

Fairy Codpieces you say?

 

[gravy]

There once was a chef named Zack.
Who's skills in which he lacked.
When in the kitchen
He wasn't a magician
Therefore, he won't be coming back.

 

[tutter_fan]

Fairy Codpieces you say?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I figured you'd get it!!!!