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Any Del

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I wanted to get drunk and laid by the hookers I met at the corner store today. But with the virus going on my plans are ruined. And I'm stuck with the Bruens.... :sigh:

Kidding btw
 

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If I hadn’t posted this yet, this is for you @Old Thunder. The lyrics are just as relevant today as 1973.

Frank Zappa- I’m the Slime

I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed and deranged
I’ve existed for years, but
Very little has changed
I’m a tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
You might think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I’m the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I’m the slime oozing out from your
TV set!

You will obey me as I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until they day that we don’t need you
Don’t go for help no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
And has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold.

That’s right, folks! Don’t touch that dial!
I am the slime from your video
Oozing across on your living room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, baby! Look at me go!
 
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