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[snichols1973]

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks. Each sack had seven cats. Each cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, how many are going to St. Ives?

Would you like to go to Morrow today?

 

[snichols1973]

He's very unwrong.

If two unwrongs don't make an unright, do two unwrights make an unplane, or an unleft unturn?

 

[snichols1973]

yeah, the male bees cannot sting, but THE WORKER bees, which is the majority you see outdoors, can change any of those aspects at ANY moment.

And now, a sketch involving two father bees about to receive their young ones:

Nurse bee 1 [to first father bee]: Congratulations, you're the proud father of a buzzing baby worker bee!

Nurse bee 2 [in a deadpan voice, to the second father bee]: You're the father of a drone. He won't be allowed to do any jobs such as gathering nectar, pollen, or honey, he won't even be allowed to build hives or do special dances, he's just going to exist to bring other bees into the world. If he brings another expendable drone into the world, the humdrum life cycle continues for at least another generation; if he brings a worker into the world, the worker is going to have more of a practical purpose and do great things within the beehive.

 

[Old Thunder]

help

 

[ConsummateVs]

I need somebody...

 

[Froggy Fool]

Would you like to go to Morrow today?

Oh yes, definitely.

I need somebody...

not just anybody...

 

[gravy]

And now, a sketch involving two father bees about to receive their young ones:

Nurse bee 1 [to first father bee]: Congratulations, you're the proud father of a buzzing baby worker bee!

Nurse bee 2 [in a deadpan voice, to the second father bee]: You're the father of a drone. He won't be allowed to do any jobs such as gathering nectar, pollen, or honey, he won't even be allowed to build hives or do special dances, he's just going to exist to bring other bees into the world. If he brings another expendable drone into the world, the humdrum life cycle continues for at least another generation; if he brings a worker into the world, the worker is going to have more of a practical purpose and do great things within the beehive.

male uselessness is a drone trait

 

[Any Del]

Because I have a disorder I'm entitled to have Seaame Street episodes when asked for. My father's a COP ya know! He will hunt you all down if you disobey my request.
I want Sesame Street episodes and I need it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ConsummateVs]

Any del cannot have sesame street episodes because he is being selfish demanding and rude day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day time after time he must stop being selfish rude and demanding and stop asking for sesame street episodes and grow up be a better person and stop being so rude day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day time after time

 

[LittleJerry92]

The Muppet performers:

@gavry3 - Ernie
@Froggy Fool - Bert
@ConsummateVs - Rosita
@LittleJerry92 - Cookie Monster
@Any Del - Elmo
@Pig's Laundry - Grover